God's Holiest Sacrament

Latest update is Jan. 10, 2012, found near the bottom.

For hundreds of thousands of years, although adults and children received a full funeral, dead babies were taken out with the trash.  Some cultures, notably the Inuits, used them for dog food or seal bait.  Eventually the overpopulators corrupted and polluted the religion business, resulting in ALL of our current problems in society.

Opposing the evil overpopulators and the Catholic Church (agent of Satan) is an absolutely necessary part of human life.  Religious leaders invested in land and food processing, and make money from the world having too many babies, increasing the prices of both.  It is all a money scheme, especially since nearly none of our religious leaders believe in God, and the few who do believe in a different God than the one they preach.

Part of all this overpopulation greed is to discourage birth control, family planning, abortion, suicides, and other things necessary to protect the world from increased super overpopulation.  The planet was designed for fewer than 1% of its current whopping overpopulation, the maximum sustainable number.

So, realizing that nearly all religious leaders are corrupt bastards, God established His Holy Sacrament of Abortion, where He cancels out mistakes, using His skilled surgeons and medical workers.  Even so, religious cocksuckers and bible-thumpers pervert the Holy Will of God, making women (and their men) feel bad about taking part in this Holy Sacrament.

Spread the word that abortion is an Act of God, and making people feel bad about it is an Act of Satan.  Do not support Satan and his unholy evil churches that have people hypnotized into believing that what THEY say is the word of God, not Satan.  WISE UP!

Not enough jobs?  No, too many people for the number of jobs we have or can be created.  Not enough housing?  No, too many people for the amount of housing we have or can reasonably build.  Too much pollution?  Yes, too many people for the amount of pollution that the Earth can erase.  Not enough food?  No, too many people for the amont of food that can be reasonably, cheaply and sustainably grown.  All of our problems are really only one problem, overpopulation.

So, we need to accept gay marriage as the norm, shunning male-female relationships as they often produce overpopulation (babies).  Homosexual relationships do not biologically produce overpopulation, and so are not liked by the religious gangsters who run society and its brainwashing.  But, times are getting better.  God is getting heard.  I am hetero, by the way.

Your abortion helps keep from damning one more soul onto this evil planet of hell.  Unless you are a millionaire, abortion is the best choice, and you have permission from God to eliminate the parasitic infection before it becomes another one-too-many human.  Do your part!  Support free tax-supported abortions for anyone!

I want to propose a Constitutional Amendment guaranteeing a free, safe, clean, legal, non-judgemental, fast, tax-paid, therapeutic abortion to anyone pregnant.

And, getting back to motives for overpopulation, the Masons and churches who concocted the scheme also have a sort of Ponzi scheme in operation, in that increased population forces increased demand for everything, not just real estate and food.  It is a pyramid letter of sorts.

The Ancient Pagan Law of Life (LOL) says that a baby becomes a human life one year after it is born, but never before that time.  Before that, it is mere property, like a dog or a cat.  After the first birthday, however, it is one of us, a human.  Welcome to Earth!  It is an extremely overcrowded planet and getting worse every day!  The Law of Life is over 20 thousand years old, and provides that either parent may kill their own child prior to its first birthday.  Should we legalize after-birth abortions (infanticide)?  It is a time-honored tradition among humans.

Used as a method of birth control before there were better choices (condoms, miscarriage herbs, sterility herbs), infanticide was entirely legal and widely-practiced until around 1300 AD when the Christians began their crusade to make money on overpopulation.  Convents unearthed show tens of thousands of baby skeletons which had been thrown in the trash.

In other things, gradually the time-honored Pagan ways come back again and again, such as the Pagan Divorce Law.  For many hundreds of years in the US it was almost impossible to get a divorce.  Nowadays, the old Pagan law that if either spouse wants the marriage over, then it is, is law nationwide.  Pagan churches generally will not allow people to get married unless they indicate the terms of any breakup, in advance, since more than half of all marriages fail.  Marriage was never intended to be permanent anyway, because people grow and grow up, usually in different directions.

Getting back to infanticide, the relief of no longer experiencing a goddamn rug-rat, can the husband kill the child without permission from the wife?  Well, can he kill the family dog or cat?  She may be pissed off, but there is no legal recourse under the old Pagan laws. 

Comic Relief:  Baby Changing Stations, where you drop an unwanted problem kid down the chute and the attendant gives you a different one, have the problem of lots of used babies accumulating. So, they send them to a Used Baby Lot to get sold. Honest Bob's Used Babies! Low Miles! Cream Puff! Some of our used babies even come with White Wall Tires! Act now, and get Easy Financing on the Used Baby of your choice! Honest Bob's Used Babies. The ones we can't sell get squished into Baby Oil, just like that there Emu Oil. You gotta have Emu Oil, because you never know when your Emu (or baby) might start to squeak.

How to use a Baby Changing Station:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDowtEuJxjg&list=UUiqqceZTs4yUNnBIkb00lDw&index=8&feature=plcp

Breakfast: Think of an egg as an aborted chicken fetus.

Update by the Pagan Bishop, Jan. 10, 2012.  I call for clergy abortions, to lessen the stigma, trauma, and impact of having a non-overpopulating choice.  I also call for education that the soul does not enter the body until the child is one year old.  This was law and well-known for a hundred thousand years.  Women need not be scarred mentally by what could be a peaceful, loving, serene, and pleasant religious experience.  Physically, abortions do wonderful things to a woman's body and mind because of the hormonal balances they achieve, but all these things are negated by religious bible-thumpers out to push their Satanic message of overpopulation to make profits for the greedy.

John Kitchin, NZ9F, Ancient Pagan Bishop of San Diego

TO BE CONTINUED

Help me, Jesus.  Help me get away from these religious Christian demons who want to tell me what to believe, and get me to obey them instead of you.  Punish them severely for perverting your word and name.  Help flush their evil Satanic bible down the toilet.  Amen.