SALESMEN:  This company has lost money the past 3 years.  Unlike many banks, and General Motors, it isn't bankrupt, and has required no bailouts.  But, selling me something is generally impossible.  Telephone selling is prohibited, as my business and other phone numbers are all on the "Do Not Call List".  Sales proposals or advertising should be by mail or e-mail ONLY.  You will be contacted if I am both interested and have the funds.  Fat chance.  Sorry.  Not my fault.  Blame George W. Bush.

JOB SEEKERS:  I advertise having no employees.  That means all work must be done by myself, with nearly 40 years experience.  As the Economic Depression worsens, I now average one hour of work per week.  My suggestion is to start your own business, because only YOU have a job for YOU.   No one else does.

The exception is if you can apply for a job a day before the "Help Wanted" signs go up.  Nobody wants to advertise an opening, because they get stampeded, and have to deal with thousands of eager, smelly, persuasive, demanding, obnoxious people.  Hiring is ugly and nasty.  Everybody hates it.  After interviews, the whole office looks like a trash dump.

If you came along at exactly the right time, all that awful hiring and interviewing stuff can be eliminated.  Understand?  Now they're choosing you out of a field of one, just you.  Really easy, and no job applicants accidentally urinated all over the carpet, or vomited on somebody's desk.  What a relief that we found somebody.  You saved the company thousands of dollars, and a lot of grief.

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A webmaster with a career in sales asked me for job advice last night.  He wants a stable career in either selling or webbing.  I asked him about self-employment, and he said that same was possible in the past, but not anymore.  So, I asked him the domains name of his resume.  He didn't understand.  So, I told him that nowadays your resume isn't a piece of paper with fance printing on it.  It's a website, especially if you're a webmaster.  An employer wants to know what they're investing money in, and what's in your head.

You can be vetted for employment, housing, or even a political job by reading what you are.  You are currently reading my resume.  Welcome to the Post-Modern Era.  My other question for the salesman - webmaster is this:  Why aren't you selling on-line?  If you cannot develop your own websites that sell things (sales) to make money on the web (webmaster), then you must be incompetent, right?  Don't show me that you aren't any good, show me how good you are!  Bullshit don't make it, and I don't want an interview with you.  I want your Domains Name, and that is all.  That sez everything.

Here's an example of a very unusual resume.  I don't need permission to show it to you, because it's my own:  (the latest one I am using is at page bottom of this page, with another one at www.NZ9F.com/E/E2.

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John Kitchin

GnosticVisionary

   Objective:  To provide the most benefit for myself and others, via skillful use of resources, such as knowledge, time, and capital.

   Education:  B.A., Psychology, University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee , plus self-educated in chess, radio electronics, engineering, philosophy, and writing.

   Employment:  8 years as a Police Detective, Home Police Co., Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 1970-1978.  University education simultaneously, evenings.

40 years as a Heating and Air Conditioning Engineer-Contractor, 1970 thru 2010, all part-time, except 1978 thru 1984.  Alpine Air Conditioning and Heating, which moved to Alpine, California , a suburb of San Diego , from Milwaukee in 1996.

20 years as an Author and Publisher, John Schlitz Publishing, San Diego, California, 1990-2010.  Frequent ghost-writer of humor and editorials in the current news media.  Founded the Public Service media website, NZ9F.com.  

Action Sought:  Suitable employment for a person of my talents.  I am extremely independent, like to work alone, like to work 24 hours, and like to make all the decisions.  My life is covered in great detail, including a diary, at NZ9F.com, with a complete biography at NZ9F.com/R.

John Kitchin

Zip Code Holder

91903-0702  

USA

(619) 390-5000

John Kitchin, NZ9F.com

nz9f@hotmail.com

I seek a job in San Diego (unwilling to relocate) that helps the poor and the world in general, especially in regards to food-hunger or housing-homelessness.  I dealt with both as a Red Cross volunteer 25 years.  I was also a minister 20 years, 8 years a police detective, and spent some time as a broadcast producer and engineer.  I am a public figure.

I founded the Tijuana Rescue Mission, the San Diego Homeless Intellectuals website (NZ9F.com), and the San Diego Homeless News.  I am currently active with the Girls Think Tank, the Coalition For Basic Dignity, the San Diego Homeless Intellectuals Program, the Third Avenue Charitable Organization, the Homeless Advocacy Team, and liason for the San Diego Police Dept.  My daily blog reaches over a million people.

I must remain a shared resource, as I am needed by religious and psychological help organizations, and published worldwide.  I seek employment 30 hours a month (one hour a day) at $30 an hour.  $30 an hour full-time is the official Federal Poverty Level for the San Diego area.

To contact me, please use e-mail and not my phone number, which is for emergencies.

People have been complaining that once they are unemployed for two months, nobody will hire them.  Worse, people who got a poor credit rating as a result may never get work!  Ditto for anyone who has been in jail, even briefly, even if it wasn't their fault.  Nobody even wants to hire the exonerated, such as myself.  They all want to ignore the problem altogether.

Poor credit that is the result of poor decision-making is one thing, but poor credit because of Nazi politics is not a good reason to have a bad credit rating.  Poor credit got many people onto the "Hospital Hit List", which started out being a collection of people that religious and government leaders decided are to be DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) or even DNT (Do Not Treat).  People think I'm nuts until I take them to that website.

Now that everyone has (theoretically) health coverage, under President Obama's plan (which started with First Lady Clinton), the Hit List should be less of a means of getting rid of inconvenient people.  Hacking eliminated several lines here, ending with...  Jimmy Hoffa....... becoming dog food.  Can't have a union leader demanding fair wages!

Self-employment bypasses the employment black-balling due to the Godfather choosing against you.  It's not the best person selected for the job, just politics.  Get used to it.  Don't tell the Republicans that the reason they lost Congress is that they opposed small business.  Can't do that in a country where two-thirds of all workers work for small businesses!

Corporations that will hire persons that have been convicted:

Some companies that hire convicted felons include:  Ace Hardware, Alamo Car Rental, Alaska Airlines, Albertson's, Allied Van Lines, America West Airlines, American Express, American Greetings, AM/PM, Anderson Windows, Apple Computer, Associated Builders, AT&T, ARCO, Atlas Van Lines, Avis Car Rental, Avon, Bally's, Bank Temps, Baskin Robbins, Best Foods, Best Western, B.F. Goodrich, Big Lots, Black & Decker, Blue Cross, Bridgestone (Firestone), British Airways, Budget Car Rental, Calvin Klein, Calloway Golf, Campbell Soup, Canon, Carrier A/C, Casis, Circle K, Circuit City, Coca Cola, Coldwell Banker, Community Connections, Conpaq Computer, Con Agra Foods, Dairy Queen, DAP Building Products, Davey Tree Service, DAV, Delta Airlines, Delta Faucets, Denny's, Dial, Dole, Dollar Car Rental, Domino's, Dow, Dunlop Tires, DuPont, DuraCell, Eddie Bauer, Epson, Exxon, Fedex, Frito-Lay, Fruit of the Loom, Fuji, Galoob Toys, GE, General Mills, GMAC, Georgia-Pacific, Goodwill, Hanes, Hilton, Home Depot, Hubbard, IBM, Info Line, K-Mart, LA Times, Macy's, Manpower, McDonald's, MCI, Mervyn's, Mobil, Mytee Products, NY Times, Newsweek, Nike, Pacific Pride Bakery, Penny Saver, Pepsi, Phillip Morris, Ralph's Grocery, Sbarro's, San Diego Gas and Electric, Sears, Sea World, Seven Up, Shell, ShowTime, Sony, Southwest Airlines, Sprint, Stater Bros. Groceries, Target, TJ Maxx, Toys R Us, United Airlines, Upper Deck, UPS, USDA, Verizon, Von's, Wal Mart, Westerfield Stores, Wild Animal Park, Xerox, Yamaha, Zenith Electronics.

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