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This page lists internet ideas for patent and development. LIFO, more recent at top.

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----October 30, 2011. Editorial on the sale of Yahoo.

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The sale of Yahoo to either Google or MicroSoft must be stopped. Both MS and Big Brother G have shown themselves to be part of the political corruption (New World Order or Gestapo Third Reich) in their censorship policies, web search priorities, web monopoly attempts, pricing structures unfair to extremely small businesses, and even such things as rigging browsers so that they only go where the rich people want, plus the address bar and the "back" arrows do not work.

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If software permits, Google will allow connection only via the web pages that it decides to list, and not allow you to go to the sub-pages of a site. Big Brother would probably like cameras in your bedroom so that any sex conforms to its company policy.

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Mormon Google already has a hand in reading e-mails to see which stocks to buy (and unload), so it knows who is cheating on their spouse, and so on. MicroSoft is similar, with much more secure e-mail, but snooping nonetheless. If Yahoo is sold to either, the users of the Web are in trouble. If there is no choice but to involve the two big gorillas, then MS makes more sense than G because Yahoo software is bad, and MS makes the best software. Besides, Micro-Snoop has better security on passcodes and stuff. Anybody can read anybody else's G-mail.

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The whole mess reminds me of the pre-web scam of the old days, used to persuade people to do business only with Jews, the Better Business Bureau. Steer things your way with dysinformation about competitors.

July 29, 2011. Twacker (tracker). Comes with a series of small RF tags and you can track them by cell phone. Put a tag on your kids, grandparents, pets, TV remote, backpack, purse, briefcase, etc. If lost or stolen, your cell phone becomes a locator. Somebody took your stuff one minute ago? Want to know where they are? The theft applications from bank robberies to wallets are limitless. Put a tag on your priceless home posessions, too, such as art work.

June 3, 2011. Button Farms. It works like this, and I actually use one myself: You set up a string of type, and each piece of it is a link. 4 & etc. on your website or in your e-mail storage, such as drafts. When I want to navigate, I do not have time nor patience to type it all in, so I click on my buttons that I have planted on my button farm.

My button farm is on the top of every page of my site (Header Page), so it is always accessible to me, and it is located immediately to the right of the update date in the upper left. The letters are partially obscured by black-on-black type.

Commercial use of button farms is possible, because you can copy-and-paste a whole farm, links and all. So, we can create a box with mini-logos of Yahoo!, Microsoft, etc., for people to copy to their website, FaceBook page, or the drafts section of their e-mails. Keep a tab open on that, and use if for fast switches to other tabs and addresses. Convenient.

And, of course, everybody in the advertising business would love to have people keep that farm permanently tabbed, with reference to same every few minutes whenever somebody is on the web! I got my button farm. Try it. It goes where I need to go a lot. Where's yours?

April 12, 2011. The Foreign Apps Plan. You can use this MicroSoft or Apple software to download and use apps that do not come with your phone, cannot be purchased on your phone, and are not offered by your net provider. You need to pay for each and every one of them, plus can only download and use 3 or 4. Software meshes any phone to any app to any network.

This sells apps, allows trials (NOT FREE), and allows experimentation with other apps. You want a BlackBerry Apps World app on your Sprint PCS? Sure, but you need to pay for it. Would you like us to contact you about buying a BlackBerry when they go on sale? Now you can get Sprint apps on your AT+T phone, too. And, just a few apps are the limit permitted. Every tiny bit gets paid for, and everybody makes money on everything. Nice concept?

Eventually a phone that runs all apps and all nets, including satellite when necessary. For now, this makes money for everyone in the business. Competition, sure, but competition does not mean lowering your price. Competition means charging a higher price to get a really great thing that you have invented. All this results in more money for everybody, plus a customer that loves it.

One of my previous ideas was to put an infrared web camera on a cell phone to permit an on screen image in total darkness. ))(This computer is French and Arabic, so when I press comma I get .) Very frustrating . Most camera phones already have some of this stuff, so the camera could be made to work infrared, too. Hell of a useful tool. >}

April 9, 2011. Two new ideas, the i-adaptor and the home wireless.

The i-adaptor is a device that plugs into your cell phone, permitting it to accept regular telephones as plug-in devices. Or, there is a standard telephone modular jack on the cell phone itself. Plug in all the phones in your house, and even your telephone answering machine, using the plug. You might even be able to plug in a computer and use it dial up. Permits the connection of temporary telephone service to a huge existing network, such as an office complex, during the failure of regular telephone service, too. Any wire-type phone with a modular plug plugs right in.

The device provides a dial tone for the phones plugged into it, silences that dial tone when the first digit is dialed, transfers the telephone number information to the cell phone, presses "send" all by itself, etc. This also permits people unfamiliar with cell phones, such as the elderly, to plug in a real phone.

I can see such a device selling millions. New home? Wired phone service not installed yet (the phone line)? Plug in a cell phone temporarily to all of the jacks and telephones that came with the house. Plug in your answering machine, too, along with your burglar alarm system. I wanna see somebody try to cut the telephone lines on a cellular! I once invented such a thing in the 1970s that used radio waves instead of wires, because you cannot cut a radio wave to defeat an alarm.

Today's second idea is the wireless telephone computer. It isnt the same as a wi-fi, because it only works in your house, but it gives you access to your regular home (or office) computer remotely from your i-phone. Just use your i-phone? Not quite the same. This is a regular IBM Clone PC, and you are operating it remotely. The device in your hand has a screen (cellular size), plus connects mouse, keyboard, and sound functions to your PC. It is the computer equivalent of a wireless conventional telephone, working only within a short distance.

This gives you massive file storage, access to all of your personal data that you do not want on a more-stealable mobile phone, that sort of thing. And, the computing power and speed is exactly the same as whatever it is connected to in your home or office. If you pay for an octillion gigabyes and all that, you get the whole nine yards right from your handheld.

The other thing you can do is to use your i-phone to operate this device directly, from a distance. So, in your home or office, it is wirelessly directly connected to your massive computer, and you are remotely operating it, printer and all. If you are out on the town, you can still log into it and operate your home computer, as opposed to going direct to a website via your i-phone connection cababilities. Permits you to operate a Cray from a Blackberry. Pretty neat, eh?

March 9, 2011. Idea for MicroSoft Corporation:

I would like to see Word used in two new applications. First of all, Hotmail would permit e-mails which use a photograph (Jpg) for a background, and you type on top of it, using Word. This allows you to send a letter on a letterhead, which would be stored on hotmail and called for as desired. You could essentially have a selection of stationery backgrounds, and letters could be printed out on the receiving end, too. Some stationery would be generic and free, with custom orders also available.

Thetext box would contain a "Print" icon, so that you can print a hard copy if desired, and that print icon would also appear on the receiving end. It would not itself (the icon) actually appear on a printed copy, however.

Another use of Microsoft Word should be in the manufacture of internet websites. If you want to publish a web page, you place whatever is to be published on MS-Word, and a program makes it, links and all, go onto the web as a complete address-plus-page navigation bar item. You need to prove via a passcode that you own the rights to that web address.

Feb. 12, 2011 - Passcode Protected telephone service.

Call my mobile number and you are required to enter a 6-digit passcode (your phone can enter that automatically if you know what it is) to be connected. I let everyone choose their own, so that they can easily remember it. Even without it, you can leave a message, but not be directly connected.

Each user has their own individual code, so if my dentist asks for my phone number, I may assign him the code 062188. If at some point I start receiving unauthorized calls from that passode (phone screen says, "dentist calling", but it turns out to be a telemarketer), then I de-authorize that passcode. Does not effect all the other users. Dentist now does not get any passcode, but can still leave a message only. That was the source of the security breach.

Even from a payphone, if you use your passcode you ring in as you. Works with Caller ID. Allows me to un-friend an ex-lover, too, by cancelling a code. And, I cannot be bothered by bill collectors, political surveys, swindlers, or nut-case stalkers. No phone ringing without my permission. Does not yet exist, but see your mobile telephone agent.

Feb. 08, 2011, a phone that works with everybody's apps and networks, and can even go direct to satellite if no other network is available. Using a micro-pins adaptor, you can plug in a full PC keyboard if you want, or even a monitor, although the electric power has to be from elsewhere. Ball-rotate-thumb-click mouse built-in. A laptop can be plugged in, to use this phone as a modem or satellite modem. Built-in infrared webcam sees in the dark. Head cradle detatches so that this phone can be worn like an over-ear headphone if desired for hands-free. This phone can also unlock your car doors, with a built-in electronic key device, plus it contains a laser pointer and a flashlight.

Future apps include using the laser to sense the temperature of whatever you point it at, or to measure a distance, or to scan for chemicals in the air. (These computer programs already exist, by the way.) You will also use that laser someday to verify that currency is not counterfeit, and to decipher digitally-encrypted holograms and ink.

Second idea today, FIND ME. Cell app transmits GPS data so that people you WANT to be able to locate you can do so. In a big stadium, the zoo, or shopping mall, use it to keep in touch with the family or friends you are shopping with, when you each walked into different stores. Celebs who want publicity can be "found" at high-end places, too. Parts of it are a Twitter-like app.

Can be used to know where your kids are, or your parents who have Alzheimers disease. On the job, find your fellow firefighters, police, soldiers, or construction workers when necessary. This is a networking tool. Uses navigational software. Can be used to tag underwater treasure, track bank robbers, find your stolen car, stay in touch at the fair, and never become lost.

Jan. 17, 2011, Why not prevent radio theft of passwords in wi-fi use (and via radio mouse) by causing a passcode to require the persons laptop ID as well,and no other machine? Any other computer using that passcode, access denied, plus passcode change, automatically. Alternate passcode can be used by the authorized person if using a comp other than the laptop.

One more idea, a way to charge your cell phone from a USB port. I already got one.

New Idea Recently, Dec. 15, 2010: See how it works on the Web Ratings Page, www.NZ9F.com/Web_Ratings

After you click on link, a hidden web page appears in the list at right (white vertical bar) of the pages. Click on it. It is Hidden Page 227. This will show the progress of the deployment of this idea.

Internet News: The UAE, United Arab Emirates, becomes the latest nation to ban the iPhone, which can bypass the Truth News Bureau and go directly to websites like this. Porn sites are already banned, but now news sites. "It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave. Keep on thinkingfree." (On the Threshold of a Dream,The Moody Blues, written pre-internetera.)

"I whipped off her bloomers and stuffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar-plum." ("Dynamo Hum" by Frank Zappa, a popular karaoke song.) Inspiration of the new plum-drive, the adult thumb-drive. Rather than losing your job and home or apartment by logging on to a gestapo-prohibited website, in violation of the Mormon Godfather's wishes, now you can carry dozens of sites with you on the plum-drive thumb-drive! No web access required, no toxic cookies, no hate mail, and no having to look for another job. Wherever adult toys are sold, or load it online via a shared computer.

Humor-based psychological testing: Who laughs at what, and what does that tell us about them? This is a way of seeing into someone's head, catching them offguard in a display of their true emotions. It's far more fun to listen to jokes than to sit down for a psychological test, yet we do need to know if you'd make a good bus driver or graduate student. I originally developed the genre of gnostic humor, in order to be able to tell at a church who knows what. It should be obvious that in the religion business, there is a need to know that about everytone in the congregation. Have a confederate, not affiliated with the church or known by anyone, come in and crack a few jokes, one of two of them gnostic. See who gets it. Simple. Humor lets you see into somebody's head, without their ability to hide their thoughts. I have a few lines of perverted humor, and that tells things about people, too. It tells you I'm a pervert? No, you're missing the point. I don't find whole lines of my humor to be funny. Why write it? Some people love it. Why bake fudge cookies when your personal favore is butter cookies and you hate fudge cookies? You bake them for those people who like them! As a writer of comedy, I write for all tastes, not just my own. Sick people like sick humor and laugh at sick jokes. And, what one person considers sick another considers normal. Is our conservative and straight society "sick"? Are we to have children who know very little about sex, and even less about relationships, and then having kids themselves? Virginity until marriage begs stupidity sexually, which can only lead to crudely-produced unwanted children in marriage, that would be better off not existing. Abortion is a step up from that, as bad as it is! Clean thoughts, virginity, and the whole nice-nice genre begs only the manufacture of children who are even fatter, stupider, and uglier than either of their parents. This helps the human race how? Slaves wanted?

How about requiring a permit to have a child? You take out an insurance policy that will protect society from the cost of having to institutionalize that child in a jail, mental hospital, or country & western radio station. If the kid doen't make it, the insurance company pays. Have a child anyway? Castrate both parents. We already mentally castrate people with kosher food and holy communion, don't we?

My idea for social networking and dating follows this Editorial:

July 30, 2010, my 58th Birthday: Copyright 2010, John Kitchin. All Rights Reserved. Internet Will Die From Selfishness:

Humor, first: Rotten Apples get awfully Micro-Soft when you squish them, making the whole web stink. Internet Exploder, the browser from Locked Gates, launches toxic cookies, months old and hard enough to crash into the enemy's British Raincoat (a Mac). Likewise, Rotten Apple's Green "Granny Smith" Division has its own "Trojan Horse" (those are really big condoms used at the racetrack) called "Godzilla Fire-Pox", which launches viruses such as Apple "Sick-Time", injecting them into your Punk City (PC) Information Superhighway Vehicle, causing it to crash into an exit ramp.

To: Yahoo, Google, Apple, ATT, Verizon, Microsoft, Hotmail, Facebook, Twitter, and more: I'm irritated, not because of the grief you've been giving this website, but because of your failure to get along. You are trashing and burning the web. Do you know what that leads to? Guess. I'm a prophet predicting no profit. Recently Microsoft Hotmail stopped the system I was using to place Sprint pictures on my thumb-drive to place them onto this Yahoo site. And, it changed the features and operating system on my e-mail to something foreign to me. The day before, Yahoo (ATT) changed its Small Business Log-In Program to accept only its Mozilla FireFox, and not Microsoft Internet Explorer. Since San Diego libraries have banned FireFox, I have only IntEx, and cannot log on to update my site. Shall I continue for another 225,000 pages?

I am currently withholding a few hundred internet ideas from all of you, some of those ideas highly profitable. I will be SHUTTING DOWN this page, temporarily, because you children are not behaving. You need to cooperate or there will be no web whatsoever as a result. And, that comes from God, not me. You don't believe in God? I know that, and it kinda looks like He doesn't believe in you, either.

I keep asking God for guidance, and He keeps saying it's my call. Not fair! I'm the one running this fucked-up ape-planet? Shit, God, that's worse than hell. It does seem I'm getting somewhere, but where?

Nobody can use the web for anything, because anything said as encrypted as possible goes public everywhere anyway, especially on g-mail. This does have a particular use. When I want something to appear in television articles all over the globe I mark it "Extremely Confidential" and send it out by g-mail. I am really serious, and it works extremely well. It happens all the time, and I'm not being a smart-ass and joking.

The Homeless Intellectual Program involving San Diego's huge number of sidewalk doctorates has each and every one refusing to use the web. In person, no problem, but nobody wants to be identified and embarrass the university that issued them their degree. And, nobody wants the folks back home to know. These guys are really smart. This is new web research, ongoing, by me. It involves intellectuals going back to paper and ink only. Most are not even terribly fond of postal mail, either. Paranoid? No, extremely intelligent.

When I get irritated, I take action. I'm thinking of posting a real military cloaking device, sort of like in a science fiction movie, except for real, on my website. Solutions Page (S) perhaps, giving "Military Solutions to the Problem of Being Visible to the Enemy". Bipolar? Yes, I plead guilty, lock me up for that crime! Genius? Well, read "Bite Me!", and my blog, etc. I plead guilty to the crime of being an overintelligent super-genius, too. John Schlitz (who is my alternate name for myself) once described himself as "somewhere between a super-genius and a fruitcake". I plead guilty as charged of that crime.

I attempted to sell several hundred military ideas to the US Military about 4 or 5 years ago, many of them exceptionally good ideas. I was told that they are not interested, without anybody looking at those ideas. Okay, I then tried to give away same ideas. Still no dice. I was tempted to try to sell these military ideas to the highest bidder, but some of them could be used against people like me in the U.S., so that's a really bad idea. I threw them in the trash. They do not exist anymore, but a few I can recall from memory, and the Cloaking Device is one of them.

Getting back to the web, and what you must do to make it survive, Cooperate. I will develop both my headphone laptop, plus my social networking site, with money to be made by all. Microsoft gets all software, except web creation. That's Yahoo Site Solutions, to make it easy for the people creating same. Browser is Internet Explorer, and the phone portion works four ways, with an internal program to determine whose network fits best at any given moment.

It runs all networks, including Sprint, plus it can go directly to satellite. The program for choosing nets has detailed coverage info. For example, if the ATT Coverage Area is going to run out in 3 minutes, based upon your current GPS location and direction and speed of travel, then the system knows to kick in coverage on the more expensive Verizon, so that your call does not end up being dropped. Most simple stuff can use Sprint. Ibelieve the best application for Sprint is to send pictures, because of the spectrum they're on, and the difference between a PCS and a Cell Phone. Broadcast transmission of newspaper photos is great use of Sprint, and my use.

If no nets are available, there is the satellite option, but you will be prompted as to whether you want to pay the $5 per minute extra charge. If you're bleeding bad, might be worth it. All phones can access "OnStar".

I intend to force all of you to cooperate, and get a piece of the action. You won't deal with me? I will establish a competing, trinary or tetranery (not binary) web, and blow the doors off you. Do you know what happens to speed and apps? Binary is the problem with the web! Last resort? I have the capability to design a radio wave that would destroy all life on the planet. It works like this: Nerve impulses have two sides to them, chemical and electrical. Military nerve gas works on the chemical side of the equation. My radio wave would work on the electrical side of that same equation. Brain-dead at the speed of light. Would I? Of course not! It really bothers me that if I could do that, how many other people also could?

Make love, not war. That is precisely why I have this technology, and you don't. You did manage to make me angry, however, and that is rare. You will grow up, grow out of it, and maybe someday evolve to a life form higher than an ape/human. And, maybe not. Check Page S for the military cloaking device I promised. General Solutions Page, S. End of Editorial.

#12: Social Networking & Dating Site:

Social Networking Site: Matchmaking requires two things: Similar beliefs, and enough money. So, questions about religion, sex, and politics are exactly those which need to be on that sort of a network site, although those are precisely the topics we dont discuss in public. Appearance is relevant, and a selection of photos is appropriate. Nude ones, too? Maybe, as when trying to find a spouse, sex and nudity are part of the package. Only the question of abuse arises.

So, maybe there are nude photos of you on your site, but cannot be accessed without a passcode. I propose a three-tier system, set up as follows: When you sign up, you are given an e-mail address if you dont have one, for any responses. Level One (public) information is available to anyone browsing. Of course, you might not list your name, picture, or even your e-mail there, if you wish.

Upon signing up, you are also given 20 computer-generated Level Two passcodes, that can be given out by you as desired. This will permit only those who you have given them to to proceed to Level Two. Each of these passcodes can only be used once, and never again, its use automatically erasing it from additional use. Level Two contains additional information, more personal than the everyone-access Level One. You decided who gets this. If you need 20 more passcodes, after giving out the original 20, theyre free, handed out 20 at a time.

Your Level Two might contain your photo, name, address, e-mail, or whatever you choose. Some of these might have been given out in Level One, but that varies by person. Not everyone has the same levels of comfort with personal information. Sexual information and content are absolutely prohibited on Levels One and Two! But not on Level Three. We all know that sexuality, nudity, extremely frank expression, and much more go into a marriage or the equivalent. Besides your 20 Level Two passcodes, above, you are given Five (5) free passcodes for Level Three. Level Three can contain anything. The limited number of passcodes prohibits the use of this as a porn site, or a prostitution site.

Every year or two, you can get another free five passcodes for Level Three. If you want more during that time period, the next 10 Level Three passcodes are $15 each, sold as a package of Ten For $150. Beyond that, the next ten passcodes for Level Three are $75 each, sold individually, with additional passcodes after those ten (you now have used 25) are $3,000.00 each. Run a prostitution business? Not likely.

Sample Level One Questions: Your name is optional. Your photo also is, but some contact, such as an e-mail address, is required. As comfortable with same, give your information on religion, age, race, philosophy, politics, hobbies, nationality, interests, clubs, likes and dislikes, financial info, employment, or whatever. Every person will consider some information too personal, and other info okay. This will vary by person! Other good Level One stuff is your favorite movies, music, websites, news sources, actors, politicians, sports, and activities. You may NOT mention sex at all, except to indicate what sex you are, and what your sexual preference is in a mate. (The sexual preferences are as follows: Asexual, Autosexual, Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, and Transgender.) I argue that everyone must state their sexual preference on Level One, for the whole general public, but that may not be conducive to those who need to remain in the closet about same. That why we have Level Two.

Level Two is much more than just sexual preference. It is whatever information that you, personally, feel that you arent comfortable sharing with the general public. It is only available to someone that you have given one of your 20 free passcodes to. Sometimes, your name or photo may require Level Two. Its up to you! Remember that additional passcodes are free, and that each passcode may be used only once, erasing itself after use. So, everybody who is authorized on your Level Two will need a different passcode. You may not talk about sex, or anything sexual whatsoever on Level Two. Some people may tell their sexual preference here, as opposed to on Level One, but thats all.

Good Level Two questions include things like this: What are your beliefs on abortion, birth control, scriptures, God or gods, worship, the purpose of life, philosophy, and related? What are your romantic turn-ons, and how might someone court you? What are your political views? What is the purpose of government? What is the most important thing for politics to accomplish? How political (or religious) are you? Why do you hold these views? What secrets about you do you wish to share that were not on your Level One profile?

Level Three is pretty close to a marriage proposal, on-line. You only get 5 free arrows every year or two, but Cupid has Level Three in his/her arsenal. If people are in different states or countries, Level Three is the best we can do, short of buying airline tickets. Possibly, Level Three information cannot be stored or printed out, and erases itself after 30 minutes. Typical Level Three questions deal with favorite sexual positions, fantasies, sexual activities, turn-ons, best moments in your past sex-life, and probably a collection of nude (but not pornographic) photography. Were talking husbands and wives here, and sex, nudity, and related stuff is part of that package. This is NOT a porn site!

My Level Three would at least tell you about the porn movie I made (the Paris Hilton variety), with

Chicago industrial heiress Suzy Anetsberger back in 1972 (or maybe it was 1974). Wild college kids, but I can show what a beautiful stud I was, to give some young woman an idea what sort of children I might have. I also get to show off my, well, it is a porno flick. Its on BetaMax. Everybody understand what Level Three is all about? I'll give you my Level Three passcode when we are in bed, having sex for the 200th time.

Money: Alan Alda said that happiness does not require being rich and famous, only rich. A wealthy person can date anyone, including a commonder. And, of course, 2 wealthy people can (and often do) marry, usually ending in a bitter divorce. The one thing that doesn't work is for poor people to date other poor people. Results in misery, despair, worse poverty, flocks of unwanted children, and that whole complete nightmare. Sort of like Mexico. The biggest problem in social networking is that there isn't enough money spread around to make it work. Same problem as the US economy, and why no business can ultimately succeed. Use a business to make money, and then get out.

John Kitchin, www.nz9f.com