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I.Q. TEST (1):
4 points for each correct answer, 200 perfect. Scoring, 0-50, Monkey. 51-100, Great Ape. 101-150, Human Ape. 151 and over, Intelligent Life Form.
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1.) What's the difference between Buddhist and Christian spirituality? Both involve the eucharist, but the Buddhists do not add bread and wine to the blood and semen. And, most Buddhists are told exactly what it is. Christians aren´t.
2.) What, if anything, is in Holy Communion, besides bread and wine? Grace? God's Love? Holy blessings? Human blood and semen.
3.) What is the primary function of professional sports, from the perspective of a government? Keeps people interested in sports instead of politics.
4.) What is a cult? Any group the person writing or speaking dislikes.
5.) Why are females 2.5 times as powerful as males, spiritually? Traditionally, they needed to protect children, plus survive neighboring males, while their husband is hunting for food for his family. Survival tactic, using love and sex.
6.) What is socialization? A form of brainwashing, socialization is the use of eucharistics (secretly placing blood and semen in the food of others) in order to force them to believe something.
7.) What are the 2 primary functions of liturgy? Collection of love from the people in the audience, and charging up the clergy with same, plus socialization or brainwashing via gnosis.
8.) Who was Abraham? Fictional character made up by Moses.
9.) Why did Jesus die? He was causing both the Roman Pagans and the Jews too much trouble regarding their religions and "faithful".
10.) Which is the true religion of God? Any answer to this question is automatically wrong. God wants religion itself flushed down the toilet.
11.) Who wrote the gospels? 72 learned scholars employed by Emperor Constantine of the Roman Empire. There were 18 Pagan priests each in the dormitories of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
12.) Who were Adam and Eve? Fictional storybook cartoon characters made up by Moses.
13.) Is God All-Powerful? Not even close. God has to adhere to science, but does have the technology to stop and reverse time itself, to get another outcome.
14.) Is God All-Knowing? It does appear so, in the end, but not necessarily in real-time. God appears to have a memory which consists of all that has ever happened.
15.) Are space aliens real? Most are fake stories, made up to conceal the truth, or even hallucinations, but a handful are very real. There are currently 150 space-capable cultures that we know about.
16.) Were some of the angels space aliens? Definitely, but many angels were from Atlantis of ancient Earth, and so cannot be called "aliens" as this is their native planet. Equally common, many other angels were lies, or delusions, or distortions of reality.
17.) Who was the Virgin Mary? Mary Of The Temple (Magdelene), Mother and Lover of Jesus.
18.) Will Jesus return? What will happen then? Not entirely clear, but it is very possible that the Atlanteans (angels) get their planet back.
19.) Is the bible holy? Why? Anything used to brainwash and control is holy, so, yes, the bible is very holy.
20.) What did Jesus mean when He said that he would make the Apostles fishers of men? They were fishing with spawn sac, which is fish semen and eggs (menstrual blood), and he was going to teach them how to do that to humans.
21.) How does the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes work? Everybody consumes so much DNA that they cannot wait to get home and fuck somebody.
22.) How many children did the Virgin Mary have? Three. Jesus was her third, and under Temple Law, three bastard children was the maximum before being fired and given away to a single man.
23.) How many children did Jesus have? No one knows exactly, but he fucked everybody, so quite a few.
24.) Did Jesus write anything himself? What? Nothing. He did not know how to read and write.
25.) Why did Jesus create a disturbance in the Temple, overturning the tables of the money-changers? Too much emphasis on money in the religion biz.
26.) Why did Adolph Hitler kill Jews? It looks like they may have been the people that God sent him to gently persuade to change their ways, and when they refused, and continued to refuse, he did what he did.
27.) Why was Israel created? What can we learn from this? Israel was created to compensate the Jews for losing Germany. Unfortunate that they were not given Berlin instead. We learn from Israel that land should never, ever, be given back to a previous owner, such as the Native Americans wanting their land back. To do so kills off the entire planet Earth.
28.) What is the connection between religion and sex? Religious people have ten times more sex than anyone else, and use sex to pray to God.
29.) Why did Moses (and Jesus) go alone into the mountains and deserts? To meet with God in-person. For that, God will only show Himself to one.
30.) Why are churches often located on hilltops? Churchbells, military significance, and the love-wave is line-of-sight, so they can absorb love from people better up there.
31.) What is the difference between a minister and a priest? A priest is more spiritual, enough to be "high", and so can give off a lot of love to someone who is dying, getting married, confesssing sins, or bereaved over a loved one.
32.) What is the meaning of the Star of David in Judaism? The one triangle is the male, and the female is sitting on his penis. It is clergy sex.
33.) Why were we witches hunted and killed? They knew the stuff in this test.
34.) Why were Mormons hunted and killed? They knew it, too, plus they knew that the so-called "space aliens" were real. Also, they had so many males killed in battle that they had to double-up on wives.
35.) Why is nudity generally prohibited in public? Brings back memories of great sex in previous lives. Makes people gnostic.
36.) Who worships Satan? Mormons, Christians, Moslems, and Jews.
37.) What is the function of the news media? Keep everybody stupid.
38.) What were the purposes of the Ten Commandments? Make everybody obey. The things listed were those causing problems for God at that time. Nowadays, greed, selfishness, and telling lies are much bigger problems than multiple gods, idols, or multiple wives.
39.) Who was Mary Magdelene? Lover of Jesus, and may have also been the same person as the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus. Magdelene means temple.
40.) If Christian liturgy has us, supposedly, eating the Body of Christ and drinking the Blood of Christ, is that cannibalistic? You betcha, baby.
41.) Does God exist? Yes, but does not show himself nor explain himself to very many people.
42.) What is love? A radio wave caused by eating another´s DNA, and used in mating ANY two animals.
43.) What is the Grace of God? Use of kosher or eucharistic food to accumulate love in a human, that can be given off to control people. Love.
44.) Where is heaven? In God´s laptop, on his coffee table.
45.) What is hell? Earth, if you have a bad life. Be nasty enough, and you will come back to this planet as a poor orphan.
46.) What is instinct? Genetic memory, or that 99% of your DNA that is memory molecules, as opposed to the 1% that is the blueprint to make your body. Also called talent.
47.) Does a soul live forever? Can one die? Souls are intended to live forever, but there are instances where one dies, or God kills one intentionally.
48.) Does God support science? God uses science and is helpless to do anything except by using it.
49.) Were is the Word of God found? In this website, but also read the bible, the Koran (Quoran), the writings of Martin Luther, Abraham Maslow, and there are a few more Messiahs.
50.) Why should I care about God, truth, religion, and salvation? Because there is nothing else. Earth is crap, but if you understand how it works, you have the process licked.
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