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I'm 6 feet one inch tall, 180 pounds (85 kilos), dark blonde or light brown hair, blue eyes, powerful baritone voice, type I (hyper) personality, never married, no children, age 58.  Double Leo, born Catholic, atheist from age 14, gnostic at age 37, met God, in-person same time, educated at the University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, B.A. in psychology with grad work, moved to San Diego in 1979, back and forth between Milwaukee and San Diego from 1979 to 1994, when I stayed in S.D. ever since.  Police detective until 1978, then heating and air conditioning engineer, beginning publishing work in 1985.  Hobby of radio engineering since age 7.  FCC call letters NZ9F.  Daily diary online since January 2010, and now autobiography and resume are also online. (http://NZ9F.com/R)

Hobbies:  Gourmet cooking!, especially international fusion.  Omnivore.  I play chess, hike, camp, boat, but do not hunt nor fish.  I bike, sightsee by car, backpack into wilderness areas, and write books about same.  Still a ham operator, I also occasionally give a stand-up comedy routine.  I love to write just as much as I love to cook.  I wrote humor for Johnny Carson, and some of my humor is on the pages Bite Me,  Chew, and Swallow, on my website.

Music:  Beatles, Dave Clark Five, Paul Revere, Frank Zappa, Doors, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, even Petula Clark.  Add the Monkees, Bob Dylan, Cyrkle, Left Bank, Robbs, Four Seasons, and the years 1965 thru 1979.  More recently, jazz.  Once dated Janis Joplin, and the story is in Chapter 13 of my latest book.  Politics:  Liberal Democrat, and adviser to the DNC.  Said to be the most powerful man to live on a sidewalk.  Read Page M.

Favorite Movies:  A Boy and His Dog, Defcon Four, Orgasmo, Wild and Beautiful in Ibiza, Viva Maria!, Goodbye Columbus, Midnight Express, Black Orpheus, To Love a Vampire, Blame It On Rio, To Love a Vampire (re-released as To Lust For a Vampire).

Favorite TV Shows:  None currently on.

Best Comedians:  1.)  George Skelton.  2.)  Johnny Carson.  3.)  David Letterman.  4.)  John Belushi.  In order, top to bottom.

Best Presidents:  1.)  Bill Clinton.  2.)  John F. Kennedy.  3.)  George Washington.  4.)  Thomas Jefferson.  Worst Presidents:  George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon.

Favorite Drinks:  coffee, green tea, Coors Light, Pacifico, Mumm or Moet champagne, lime Perrier.

Favorite Foods:  fruit salads, sesame (Arabian tahina) dressing, gyros, pan pizza, lobster, grilled bison, chili, coleslaw, Life cereal, roast (Franconia) potatoes, marinated artichoke hearts, grilled cheese, prime rib, spareribs with kraut, ice cream, pistachios, pasties, crepes, Spanish hamburger, Northern fried chicken, baked beans, shrimp with chopped celery and horseradish seafood sauce (red English wasabi.)

(My friend at the above-pictured event, a cute hottie, is the daughter of famous late San Diego radio personality Art Green of KOGO, and is an unpaid Catholic minister who, like her mother, sells rosaries and gives away bibles.  Earlier in the current Economic Depression, she became homeless and moved in with me for 2 years.  We've never had sex.  I contributed a lot of money to her ministry.  The same age as me, she's done modeling, loves to perform karaoke, attend movies, go biking, and dine out.  She has never admitted to being homeless.  When I lost my home, she found another man.  She saw her mother die tragically by being refused medical care due to not having health insurance.  She's a sweet lady, refuses to accept SSI, lives on donations, and is not gnostic.  She operates a web ministry, e-mailing news about the many appearances of the Virgin Mary in New York.)

Victoria Green-Wales, fashion model daughter of famous KOGO San Diego radio personality Art Green, is easily the hottest 60-year-old on the planet.  A Roman Catholic Priestess, she is looking for a husband, despite her being the infamous "Nun in a Miniskirt".  Send donations directly to her ministry at:  PO Box 122, El Cajon, CA  92020.  victoriapob122@yahoo.com  We've never had sex, for religious reasons.  I'm networking a friend, which anyone with a website can do.  Need a website?  $8 a month intro offer, $10 a month regular price.  www.smallbusiness.yahoo.com.

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Sex, Friends, and Lovers:  I am available for any of that. 

You must be a NON-SMOKER, as I am extremely allergic to cigarette smoke.  I do not accept incoming traffic from the regular Social Networking sites (such as Facebook) due to problems with spybots and viruses.  Sex:  Flaming hetero-only, never married, no current girlfriend (2 platonic ones), highly spiritual.  Ouch, you say?  I have gay and bi friends, and we respect each others' preferences. 

Fantasies:  Normal ones.  Sex within ten minutes of meeting someone half-nude on a beach.  Women who like taking their clothes off in public when they dance.  Menage-a-trois.  Sex with a nude model.  None of it is kinky.  Fun + Understanding + Caring + Kindness = (FUCK).  Lots of love, as opposed to sex, actually.

Race:  Never tried a Pacific Islander, as no opportunity to do so, even when I wrote my book on Hawaii.  Too busy.  No longer willing to try any other Black, Asian, or Native American women, so I would prefer someone Aryan White, like myself, or Jewish.  Best guess is that it's just the cultures that I relate to.  Can't be gay, as I don't like the feel of male love.  Female love devastates me.  Love it.

Level:  Have taught tantric clergy sex, including kama sutra, and have operated at some incredible spiritual levels.  I don't run a very high level of love, but I can.  I am most comfortable at low levels.  I am not considered a very good lover, but an excellent teacher of sexual things.  Have not had sex in years.

Morality:  Never knowingly took a married woman to bed.  Separated, okay.  Children are not for me, as in some ways, I am one.  Difficulty in forming personal relationships.  Goes back to my Autism as a child.  All this is in my bio, on-line.

Want me for a husband or boyfriend?  Dress obscene, think obscene, and pummel me with love.  Make me fall in love with the way your tongue feels in my mouth.  (Yup, published authors can express themselves well.)  I get into my fantasies elsewhere, all simple things like the sheerest blouse I have ever seen, or the shortest skirt.  Sexist, you say?  I dunno.  I have always fought for womens' rights, but as an ape-animal, some stuff drives me crazy.  Should I apologize?

Want to connect?  I do not accept attachments to e-mails, due to virus and bot problems, but you can send plain text to (no caps)  nz9f@hotmail.com.  Keep it to 100 words, please, and I will reply. 

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Blep Zzzgnopk is looking for a female Resptinok, with great fernserr, a nice wafftonbel, and, above all, she has to give really good werble.  Don't tell anybody, but he's an illegal alien.  I was tempted to use Blep's photo as my own on Facebook, because he's such a handsome Resptinok.  (I actually did that, as an alternate photo, but they deleted it.  Facebook John Kitchin.)

Blep is fake but this one is real.

Yahweh Gabriel (Moroni) is the most unusual friend that anybody ever had.