Outside The Box:

Autism Speaks But No One Listens

John Kitchin

PUBLIC DOMAIN 2010

INTRODUCTION:

This book is about the autistic boy who grew up to become a psychologist, and tell everyone what was in his head as a child. Super-intelligent, he was disappointed with the lies taught in school. He wanted to help people discover the truth.

This put him at odds with everyone in authority and power, leading to a difficult life coping with corrupt and immoral political, legal, educational, and news media systems. He underwent religious and psychiatric abuses continuously, yet always helped people to get jobs, receive counseling, feed their families, get legal aid, and hear the truth. All that, despite being way too intelligent to believe in God.

At one point, God appeared to him, but the meeting was so overpowering that it had to be repressed for over 20 years, as he continued life as an atheist minister in public service. After composing his atheist philosophy in Chapter 10, the meeting with God surfaced in memory, and he recalled asking God about heaven, hell, reincarnation, and even about the nature of God himself. Given a tour of heaven, he didn't like it!

The book contains a full diary of its construction, and the author doesn't care who believes any of it. He insists you be permitted to know it, if you wish. Currently, he networks the San Diego soup kitchens, maintains the homeless website, serves as a Bishop, Chancellor of a small university, and a volunteer psychological counselor. He has lived his entire life Outside The Box.

This is a tease: True but misleading:

Bornmostly Autistic, John Kitchin wrote for Johnny Carson, dated Janis Joplin, worked as apolice detectivewith long hair, taught himself and others radio engineering, wrote radical news articles for many media, founded the Tijuana Rescue Mission, worked as a Professor at Milwaukee Free Universitywww.MilwaukeeFreeUniversityEDU.US, founded A5A Services for the unemployable, got sent to prison unjustly twice, and once ran into Yahweh, the Angel Gabriel, the Mormon Angel Moroni, and God himself. He proposes solutions to Autism and Alzheimer's, writes editorials, and operates atourismand press wire service. In other words, he's just an ordinary, average guy. BELOW LEFT, AS BISHOP JOHN SCHLITZ.

Outside The Box

"Outside The Box" is the autobiography of a man bornwith Attention Deficit Disorder, so severe that he almost suffered from Autism, its most extreme form. He received an education in clinical psychology, and founded several businesses, including the Tijuana Rescue Mission. He beat the disease, becoming a professional writer and powerful religious figure. An atheist for 40 years, he was both elected a bishop and had a one-on-one encounter with God. Autistic people usually attempt to do things that are impossible, and often succeed. They have unusually creative ideas from "Outside The Box".

This book is dedicated to Wisconsin Dept. of Probation and Parole officers Rita Maciona and John Winkowski, without whom I might have spent my entire life in prison. It is also dedicated to my lawyer in the early days, now a judge, Hon. Fran Wasielewski in Milwaukee. Without him, and my other lawyer, Bob Sosnay, I really would think that there is no hope for the legal system.

Outside The Box

Autism Speaks,

But No One Listens

John Kitchin

ENTIRE BOOK IS NOW PUBLIC DOMAIN, 2010.

Book Table of Contents:

Chapter 1: Autism, Genetic Memory, and Me

Chapter 2: The University and My Employment

Chapter 3: Criminal Law

Chapter 4: Philosophy and Religion

Chapter 5: Moses, Jesus, and the Messiah

Chapter 6: God Says Hello

Chapter 7: About Ancient Paganism

Chapter 8: Curing Autism

Chapter 9: Holiday Greetings!

Chapter 10: Writing

Chapter 11: Questions

Chapter 12: Rainbow Group

Chapter 13: Diary

Chapter 14: Bite Me! Humor

Epitaph at the end of Chapter 14.

Public Domain, 2010.

Chapter One: Autism, Genetic Memory, and Me

Many people have the name John Kitchin, so which one am I? Well, I'm not theMayor of Bristol, England, nor am I the famous Professor of Chemical Engineering. I'm not the Chief Justice of the British Supreme Court. I'm not the pediatrician, the neurologist, nor any of a dozen lawyers by the name, worldwide. I have argued law cases as a volunteer legal counsel, including 2 in the Supreme Court, so I could be on legal papers as the attorney in a few actions, tho I'm not a lawyer.

I'm also not thegun expert, the poet,nor the cartoonist. I am one of the 3 authors with the name. I am the electronic engineer, heating and air conditioning engineer and inventor, book author (camping, outdoors, travel, and politics), the newspaper article writer (every topic), the chess champion and instructor, the amateur (ham)radio television personality and instructor, the burglar alarm equipment inventor, the radio and television producer-director, and the minister (Interdenominational Pagan Bishop, including Ancient Judaism and Reform Christianity, the latter being those Christian churches that are neither Catholic nor Protestant.)

Why so many famous people named John Kitchin? The name Kitchin, as opposed to Kitchen, is the lineage of the British Royal Family that produced Henry Tudor, or King Henry VIII. He founded the Episcopal Church. People aren't race horses, but the bloodlines are full of both genius and insanity at the same time. Henry is the most famous person in the family to have lots of both. Born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I went to Catholic grade school, and was required to attend Mass every day, and go to Communion every day for 8 years.

To say that I've had an interesting life is an extreme understatement. Many people either don't believe what I've all experienced, or are astounded by it. Often, combinations of both. I give you, the reader, enough things that you could privately investigate the truth, if desired, and I'm also sure that a handful of people who don't like me will try very hard to walk on everything I say. I'm way used to that!

To tell you about my life, I have to teach you so much that you might learn more from this book than from any other book you ever read. The problem I have is that there's so much to cover that this would easily be a college course at an advanced level. I've taught at 2 universities, and I'm good at teaching, but never tried to teach college material to the general public before.A huge feat. I like a challenge.

The way I write forces people to think: Am I being straight-up, faceteous, humorous, or telling you a lie so that you figure out the truth? I once said that Mad Cow Disease and Alzheimers are the same. Ridiculous statement, until you try to debunk it and end up finding out things that science does not admit. I could have instead told you, but I would not have been believed.

I call my writing style Mirror Imaging, in that however you feel about me is probably what is really true about you. It's a very old way to write, going back to Ancient Judaism. If you think I'm intelligent, then you are. If you think I'm crazy, then you need mental help. And, if you think I'm stupid, well, you guessed it. You've already read lots of things that I've written before, but you didn't know it was me.

Authors use pen-names, fake names that they made up, just like actors and actresses do. It's for opposite reasons, however. Actors want to become more famous, using their new name as a trademark for their work. Authors who write controversial works want to remain anonymous. Neither John Lennon nor Salman Rushdie should have used their real names, for example. Too many lunatics out there. Lennon paid with his life! Now, I consider him to be St. John of Liverpool.

Some of the oddest things about me in particular are that I'm profoundly mentally disabled, or at least I was born that way, plus, most of my life (first 35 years) there was no psychiatric diagnosis for whatever disease I had. Medicine was clueless. Something was wrong, but there was no such disease to describe why I was different. I actually saw over 20 psychiatrists and psychologists but got no diagnosis.

The strange new disease that I acquired in the 1950's we today call Autism, Attention Deficit Disorder, and Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. In this book, I describe the life of a now senior-citizen former autistic child, the difficulties I experienced, the method I used to defeat the disease, and much more. I also go into detail as to the cause and treatment of the disease, and the relationships between ADD and Autism.

Now I know why I went into clinical psychology and psychopharmacology for my education. And, why I was permitted to do so. I've also learned why I spent so much time learning to be a world-class author. My writings have greatly influenced the fields of law, medicine, politics, and even religion, not to mention the field of journalism itself. I have many gifts, but only the gift of writing permits sharing these with you, and the world. (The internet helps a lot, of course.)

Autism is both a blessing and a curse. You might cry when I share in detail just what we can't do. (Marry, hold a conventional job, communicate in close interpersonal relationships, process data using conventional, flawed, logic). But what we can do, that no one else can do, makes it all worthwhile. I treasure my life, as difficult as it has been. That was not always so.

To you parents who want the best for your Autistic or ADD child, picture them writing this. The bad things about the disease are that marriage and grandkids are probably not in the cards, plus conventional employment is probably just as unlikely. Either would make an already tough life tougher. The good part is that we are so resourceful and so independent that we routinely do lots of things never done before. There's a scientific reason for that, and I get deeply into verifiable and empirical things, not just nice "social science" words and theories. This is the only thing in science which routinely gets censored out of research papers!

This book does contain philosophy and religion, but only to give the reader an inside perspective of how my mind works, and what my beliefs are, and why. At no time will I stray from science and ask you to accept a religious argument on faith, unless introspective psychology is involved. Introspection resulted in Freud's insights, yet no one ever weighed out a beakerful of id or ego. This is pioneer construction, and all social science work begins with introspection. I am looking into my memory, to tell you what was in me, the little autistic boy. Understand?

He cant tell you about his libido, nor does he even know what word to use for that. Ditto for feelings of inferiority, things bipolar, gnostic, or even brain transmitter deficiencies. But now that one of those autistic kids is a psychology professor, well, welcome into the brain of an autistic, and let me show you around so you understand the disease better. We are combining my insight with your conventional medicine.

This book is not for children, but I very much understand a parent having their ADD or Autistic child read it, so I address kids: Pay attention to your parents. They will teach you what you need to know. You need to be really good in school, and go to a really good college someday. Like Harry Potter, you have some magical abilities. Very important ones.

You can see things, like solutions to problems, that nobody else can see. Your parents don't always understand, because they were raised as mud-bloods, but you will meet other people like us. Wise people who know. You will be a wise person yourself someday, so keep learning and learning.

Harry Potter isn't real, and a lot of the magical things he does are just to tell a fantasy story, but some magical things are real. You youself will use magic someday. You are one of us, the superintelligent.

Parents note that every word of that is true, and I apologise for calling you mud-bloods, but you are, in the words of Harry Potter, and from the perspective of one of us. Your Autistic or ADD child was born with extreme talents and knowledge, enough to overload its little brain. Way more intelligent than you, but only in certain select things. The stuff that a savant like me is made out of. How interesting to have a savant who, despite mental difficulties, is a master of the English language! Had to happen, eventually!

We've all seen children who have no mental capacity but can play piano like a master. And, incapacitated people who can speak many languages, perform mental arithmetic, or become a human calendar. Several of the Great Composers wrote operas and such when only 9 or 10 years old, and in a matter of days! We savants are born with amazing knowledge, and that's what genetic memory is. We all have it. Autistics are absolutely overloaded with it (talent) due to societys overemphasis in the past on eucharistics.

In normal people, we refer to these things as talents. Same source, genetic memory, or instinct. My talents are writing, engineering, psychology, pharmacy, law, and ministry. All professions. I really am profoundly mentally disabled, but you'd never know it unless you knew me closely. That's why I don't let anyone know me that closely. Typical autistic behavior, and the reason shown. This book cuts thru that, displaying the inside of my mind. See both the genius and the problems? I actually earned a living all my life without government help or disability money until the recent economic crisis. I think God will have pity on George W. Bush for his economic mental retardation. He started a civil war between the rich and poor, and everybody loses. Stupidity sucks.

Getting back to the many talents in a tiny body, you can bring these talents out in your child, and let them flow, or you can bottle them up and throw that bottle (and thus your child!) in the trash. You will either need to be or hire a nanny for your child. Personal instruction is needed in things that you think are way too advanced: Chess, fine art, electronics, computer science, chemistry, gourmet cooking, architecture, music, and more. Your child is a million times more intelligent than anyone believes possible!

It's a disorder of perspective, complicated with cognitive dissonance, but dissonance can be resolved (or at least justified), and perspectives can be changed. To draw an analogy, you and I are standing on 2 different hilltops, near each other. Each of us can see a wide range of land below. Most everything we see is the same.

There are, however, things we can't see. All normal people, standing on your hill, can see what's between our hills, and to the left and right of them as well. So can I, the ADD or Autistic person. What's behind your hill, from my perspective, can be seen by you and all normal people, but not by me. The hill you are standing on blocks the view of what's behind it.

You can look that direction and see it clearly. I can't, because you and your hill are in the way. Some things, everyone in the world can see clearly, but I cannot. It's a matter of perspective. You can tell me what's behind your hill, and so can anyone else, but I can't see it.

Fortunately or unfortunately, there are also things behind my hill that I stand on. All of the normal people, standing on your hill, cannot see what I clearly see by looking down to that slope behind me. It's all really there, and not imaginary, but my hill obscures it from your view and everyone else's. Except me. There are things, true things, that I know about but no one else does.

This is the problem of perspective, which is both a blessing and a curse. One of the points I make is that every decision, every project, every price, every everything needs to be run by one or more of us ADD or Autistic people, for a different perspective. That's to get the view from my hill, and the things you can't see. Normal people are so cookie-cutter identical, and so cannot find anything unusual. They follow the same pathways everybody else travels. Makes communicating easier, but nothing is new. No real new research, for example, just continuations of present lines of thought.

The other problem in ADD and Autism is that of Cognitive Dissonance. This is when the brain is presented with two true things which both together cannot be true. It's attempting to figure out the impossible. Causes internal difficulties, like having something very true yet also very false at the same time.

The child was born with memories, real memories, that are part of its "instinct", and those memories contradict what the child is being taught. We're all born with instinct, and some religions even think that these prove reincarnation from past lives. There's no proof of that, but lots of proof of Genetic Memory. Instinct is a very real thing, and the basis of the disorders manifesting themselves in ADD, ADHD, and Autism. Same thing, all 3, varying only in degree.

When I was a very little boy, I tried to be as good at reading and writing as I could. My dad was an office manager, and had to initial paperwork a lot.Copying him, whenever I drew a picture, or painted a watercolor, I initialed it as mine. Not being old enough to understand the alphabet, I used a 5-pointed star to indicate me. Quite probably, some of my early drawings are still extant.

Later, when I learned the letters of my name, my real initials, I added "JK" to the star. Later yet, I learned that a star with 6 points is easier to make, by drawing 2 triangles. Now my initials were on a Star of David! Genetic Memory? Oh, definitely, but I didn't know that until recently. The whole ADD thing in me consisted of that, and the reason that we ADD and Autistic kids are shunned from participation in religion is that our genetic memories ("instincts") are at odds with society's "truths".

The reason that the red butterfly is afraid of the green snake is that grandpa red butterfly saw grandma butterfly get eaten by a green snake. That memory was passed down, so that not all red butterflies have to learn by observation, nor by being eaten themselves. We call Genetic Memory "instinct", and all species have it, especially us humans! Over 99% of your DNA is memory molecules, the other 1% or less containing the blueprint to build you as an organism!

Some of my earlier memories that don't belong to me deal with a fear of heights. I remember beingthrown from church steeples more than once, thrown out of windows, and thrown off cliffs. Only once do I remember being drowned, and I never remember being stoned to death, but I was crucified once. I don't remember ever being poisoned, either. I'm careful regarding heights because of instinct. I'm also careful regarding swimming. I'm not afraid of crosses, but Christian zealots do frighten me.

I'm very good at baking bread, and soft pretzels, and brewing beer. Probably instinct. I taught these things at Milwaukee Free University, years ago, as Professor of Brewery Arts. Earned me the nickname John Schlitz, after the famous "world's largest" brewery. The univerisity no longer exists, but I'm still here. The brewery is gone, too. Baking and brewing are considered the same thing in Germany, beer being liquid bread. Both are made from cattle feed, a way of feeding grain to a human.

Humans cannot digest grass, and much of the world has nothing else that will grow there. So, we feed that grass to cows, and drink their milk, along with making cheese, ice cream, and yogurt. And, we eat beef (cows) themselves, too. While we can't digest grasses, we can digest grass seeds, such as corn, which we call grain.

In early times, bakeries and breweries used the same quarters for both companies. The same yeast strain, top fermenting yeast, is used forboth ale and bread. It is found naturally in the reproductive system of every human female. It's a bacterium, held in check by the woman's immune system. A problem with that system can cause a yeast infection.

Male reproductive systems contain the other form of yeast, bottom-fermenting, which is used to make beer and wine. It can be used for bread, but is very slow to make bread rise. Female (top) yeast is much faster.

Yeast itself has no sex, and reproduces by cloning itself. There are, over time, mutations, however. Yeast "exhales" carbon dioxide, making the bubbles in beer, champagne, and bread. To this day, bread will rise or wine will ferment using the yeast from a human. Sound gross? We humans consume the bodily fluids of stinky barn animals called cows. Monastic ale is a beer made using real human semen to ferment it, and can be found in most well-stocked import sections of liquor stores. I remember making a lot of bread, even before this lifetime. At the university, I taught a number of brewery people in Milwaukee. Hops, by the way, is a green flower that is a natural antibiotic. Kills most germs, but not the yeast bacterium!

My genetic memories have been a benefit. Care regarding swimming and high places. Brewing and baking. I'm also an ace at making useful campfires, out of almost nothing, and then I am able to keep them from spreading and harming the forest. Any wonder why I write books on camping? I enjoyed being a cave man, obviously!

I became more and more familiar with my Genetic Memory, and now know most of it. I also remember being born, being circumcised, and even once briefly running into God. Parts of that meeting remain inaccessable to me, and I even know why. Some of what I learned, I don't want to know.

Chapter Two: The University and My Employment

I went to college at the University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, earning a Bachelor of Arts degree in psychology (double major), with minors in chemistry and physics. My original plans had me going to medical school, but I suffered from ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) almost since birth. I think way too "outside the box" to be considered for grad school.

UWM complied, allowing me to take doctoral-level courses as an undergraduate. I also worked in the capacity of a grad student, teaching. School politics had to have me employed by the Student Association, as opposed to by the University itself, but I was paid a professional wage. (Equivalent to $70 to $130 an hour today, depending upon the inflation index used.) Originally wanting to work in psychiatry, I now did research in psychopharmacology, the science of how psychotropic drugs change behavior.

In my spare time, I taught people how to become ham radio operators and talk worldwide before any internet existed. I also produced and directed two television shows dealing with the City of Milwaukee parades, the City of Festivals Parade, and the Great Circus Parade. For many years I had volunteered as a ham operator to facilitate communications at these events.

I used a lot of caffeine in college to combat my ADD, which had the side effect of staying up all night in the Golda Meir Library at UWM. In those days, there were even designated areas and bookshelves (wide ones) for having sex. And, SportService had the contract for vending beer in the larger (auditorium) classrooms. The 7 AM special? A hotdog and a 32-ounce Heineken. The drinking age was 18, but that was also the minimum enrollment age, so everybody was.

Beer-and-brat outdoor vending made the whole Bolton Hall Concourse (we called it the InterCourse) a huge tavern, outdoors, everywhere. Beer was also sold in vending machines in the student bowling alley. Hey, this is Milwaukee! Besides calling UWM "Jew U", a term of reverence and not disrespect, we also called it the Schlitz Campus (reference to beer, not me) and referred to one of the hard-drinking fraternities as "Delta Blatza". The delta (triangle) was also the symbol of Blatz Beer, Milwaukee's best-seller for many years. Val Blatz made kosher beer, putting draft beer in cans (extra carbonation), and even invented the beer can! How'd you like a penny royalty on every beer can ever produced?

While in college, I established Milwaukee Alarm Company (commercial) / Home Police (residential), a burglar-alarm company featuring silent alarms that ring only in a central guard station. I employed "thugs" to go out and deal with burglaries as-they-happen. We were always there before the police, although they were also invited. In the burglar alarm business, I sent over 50 individuals to prison, and invented the wireless cash-drawer bank robbery alarm, still in use today. You can cut a wire, but you can't cut a radio wave.

My burglar alarm company was an unofficialministry, because I mostly protected poor Black people in high-crime areas, rather than going after the big money. Many couldn't get alarm service of this sort at all, except thru me. I felt sorry for people who couldn't buy a color TV or stereo, because it would be stolen out of their house within days. I had been broken into a few times, and you feel violated, sort of like being raped or groped: Homes are personal. A burglar will take a box that contains treasured family photos, jewelry, and cash, only to later dump the photos (the most valuable of the 3) into a dumpster. Burglary hurts. Some stuff can never be replaced.

Late in my 8 years as a private police detective, I was called to testify as an Expert Witness in the burglary of Hank's Pub, a bar in the near-south-side Mexican district. I was the first on the scene of the burglary, and observed a man laying down on a liquor pallet and sleeping. Police arrived, observed the jimmied door, and arrested him.

The District Attorney wanted ten years in prison, but the man insisted that he wasn't trying to steal anything, just stay warm and keep from freezing to death outside. The DA asked me to lie about the function of the alarm system, in order to prove the intent of theft.

I was sequestered as an expert witness, and broke that sequestration by talking directly to the man's attorney. I'm not lying for anybody! The DA was very angry with me. I knew the Defendant was telling the truth, and spoke up. Blew the DA's case.

4 years later, the DA would get revenge on me. After twice being injuredat burglaries, I sold the business and went into a sideline. Sidelines of the complex alarm-wiring business are communications/cable wiring, and building comfort systems, such as heating, air conditioning, ventilation, and humidity. Way easier than the engineering diagrams of ham radio! In the end, the heating and air conditioning business proved the most in-demand.

The first real ministry I ever started was called A5A Services, patterned after Goodwill Industries. It was a place that employed 26 people who probably couldn't get a job anywhere else, for a variety of reasons. President Reagan had the country in a Recession, and many of these people were too young, too inexperienced, too old, or even too intelligent to get a job. Me included. Nobody would hire me.

I ran it as a heating and air conditioning business, primarily to employ people as telemarketers, selling the cleaning of home furnaces. I learned something very disturbing, early-on. Certain elderly people became very disoriented in winter if they had exhaust leaks into their home from furnace equipment. Even extremely small leaks gave them some of the symptoms of Alzheimer's! I wanted to look at every furnace in Milwaukee and test for leaks.

These were very kind, trusting, and loving people. The ones affected by the problem, we referred to in the office as "puppies". When new equipment got installed, or their old equipment repaired (if repairable), the disease went away. I looked for documentation of such a disease, and only NASA had anything on such a thing. And, that was very incomplete. I believe it to be caused by oxides of nitrogen, NOx. Noxious is an appropriate word.

I ran into trouble with the City of Milwaukee and the Milwaukee County District Attorneywhen the Mormons/LDS (in my opinion) took over and corrupted the city government under President Reagan. I ended up being unjustly convicted of fraud, which I never commited or would ever consider committing, and could have been sent to prison for 50 years. It was a media circus, called the "Furnace Scam", with many public lies told about me, causing me to lose all of my friends and the affection of my family. Abuse of the TV news media, and the press, and the Criminal "Justice" System, as well as the maximum possible abuse of psychiatry and extremely excessive abuse of gnosis were all simultaneously used, in conjunction with political corruption and abuse of power. For example, "mug shots" of me were shown on television, even though I had never been arrested for any crime in my life. Made me look guilty. Spirituality was used so excessively that I could not even coherently advise my attorney at trial!

Despite a conviction, so many people (including FBI agents) knew I wasn't guilty of any crime, and that it was all Mormon and Jewish politics, that to this day I have no criminal record. I did, however, spend time in prison, and that was an education unto itself. At least 80% of everyone in prison did not commit the crime that they were sent there for. Minimum! "Justice" isn't blindfolded, she's had her eyes poked out and is being held hostage by the terrorists who run our government!

How do I know? I volunteered as free legal counsel, and found that many had absolute and irrevocable proof that they did not commit the crime: Things like ATM receipts, picture included, that prove they were someplace else. And, when I contacted the press, they always made matters worse. They were in on the corruption. In fact, they were often responsible for the corruption! The intentional conviction of thousands of innocent people was their idea to begin with. Part of how it all happens. The second part of corrupt abusive control terrorizing everyone.

Learning that all government, including the Criminal "Justice" System, issix million percent (at least) corrupt caused me to lose faith in everything I believed in...and gave me a very bad case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I still suffer today. You can see the anger in my writing. And the fortitude! I saw corruption as early as the university, where many organizations wanted to get bogus research published to further their political goals, in return for million-dollar grants. I thought that to be the exception, not the rule!

Handling criminal cases for fellow inmates once caused me to want to go into law, but it's entirely obvious that the only thing I could look forward to is disbarment for being honest. Quite probably, that's what happened to my attorney in the unjust conviction, Robert S. Sosnay, who was very honest. I think he was disbarred for failure to just shut up and go along with the corruption of the legal system.

He told me that with the intel I supplied he could probably prove me innocent, plus prove all the corrupt things being done to me, including rigged jury selection, but he wanted to continue to practice law after my case was done. 8 years as a cop taught me how to be a really good private investigator, corruption included. I did my own investigative work, and I realize that people are considered guilty until they prove their innocence. I found illegal wiretaps, abuse of Spirituality in my office (although I didn't know what that was, then), bribe money paid to news producers to purport lies, and way more. Very extensive corruption, right down to sexual favors.

I suspected that the local Better Business Bureau was involved, and they were, but they actually thought I was guilty. It was more that their system of determining the truth was flawed. They used "peer groups" to determine right from wrong, without realizing or admitting that these are actually "competitor groups" who have a vested interest in distortion and untruth. Eventually, I considered BBB to be a corrupt organization, and jokingly referred to their (lower case) "bbb" logo as actually "666", the Mark of Satan in the bible book Apocalypse. You must have the Mark of Satan to operate a business, or even to get a job. Pay that guy over there, or we'll send you to prison.

It ended up literally going down that way, and my office manager, attempting to explain, negotiate, or even be heard, ended up calling Robert Hampton and his cronies "a bunch of corrupt, self-righteous bastards." I wanted to sue, and I'd still like to complain about extortion. They actually had several expert witnesses lie at my trial! One of them has since apologized. I realize what happens when you refuse to lie for the District Attorney! Lesson learned: If I ever have to be an expert witness again, I know that I must lie thru my teeth, or else!

My latest invention is a 26% to 30% efficient AFUE air conditioning system, which is something like double the efficiency of anything else that currently exists. It's "way outside the box", but works good, so maybe it'll make me a buck or two solving the energy crisis. (See Page A of my website.) I doubt it, though, and believe patents to be a scam. If you actually invent something as revolutionary as the laser, senators and Supreme Court Justices will testify that somebody else invented it first. They will lie.

The alternative is to never publish your invention, keeping it a secret. Patent offices try to make suckers believe that inventors will get credit for things, but all they really want is your secrets. Then, somebody's buddy gets the credit for your invention, and any money that goes with it.

Chapter 3: Criminal Law

The jailhouse dictionary defines "criminal lawyers" as criminals who haven't been caught yet, defending other criminals who have. I once said that a Retainer Fee is a bribe that your lawyer gives to the judge so that you get a fair trial. I was being facetious, but made a point: We have the best legal system money can buy.

Police once charged me with Misdemeanor Drinking for consuming my prescribed psychiatric medicine, a can of beer. I learned long ago that drinking a beer calms me down instead of me being angry. Growing up in Milwaukee,beer was everywhere, and I've been drinking it since age 15, even though the drinking age back then was 18.

It works. In my entire lifetime, I've never hit, kicked, or harmed anyone, ever. I shot a burglar once, but he shot at me while I was working as a police detective. Cops do return fire.

More recently, I got punched on the trolley by a woman who thought I was sleeping with her husband. Sorry, I'm not gay. I didn't hit her back, but did have her parole revoked. That way, she can't hit you.

Most people who have been thru a divorce (I've never been stupid enough to marry) realize that it goes like this: The husband lies, the wife lies, they both accuse each other of molesting the children, the divorce is granted, and the lawyers take all the money. I think divorce should be outlawed, as soon as they outlaw marriage. (For a discussion of how marriage should work, see Chapter 7, under "Marriage".)

Don't interpret anything as legal advice, but I got my non-degree in jailhouse law, Magna Cum Lousy. The jailhouse dictionary defines "Bar Association" as a league of tavern owners that gives lawyers special drink prices every morning. They issue bar cards for members.

British Common Law:

The meanest thing you can do to a judge is to place them under Citizen's Arrest, right in their own courtroom. And, if they resist arrest, that's a criminal offense, even if the original arrest was frivolous. This is part of British Common Law, and is still law in the U.S.,leftover from when this nation was part of Great Britain.

Law schools don't cover British Common Law very well, nor International Laws, either, so you may have an advantage over the lawyer. On July 3, 1776, this nation was the United British Colonies of America, and Common Law was the only law. The next day, we became the USA, but British Common Law was still our only law, as we didn't have our own laws yet.

Years later, when the Constitution was ratified, many laws got changed, and many did not. Anything in British law not changed by the Constitution is in full force and effect right now.

For example, British Citizens have always had an absolute right to drink alcohol anywhere and at any time, even in a courtroom or a church. It's a basic civil right. England prohibits all laws which regulate when, where, and how alcohol may be consumed. Open container laws are prohibited.

Since the Constitution never took away that right, we all, theoretically, still have it. And, it would take a Constitutional Amendment to take it away. Obviously, this caused the entire United Kingdom to die off as a nation, due to the wanton excesses of booze, right? Wrong. You can sip booze on the London subway, and interfering with that is a crime. The reasons are religious. The first 1400 years of existence, Britain was Pagan under the god Bacchus (god of alcohol) and his wife Brittania, goddess of the seas. I do cover this in my chapter on Holidays, under St. Patrick's Day.

Getting back to jailhouse tactics, you may want to issue as many subpoenas as you can. Think of a reason to need the testimony of the judge, dozens of lawyers, the Clerk of Courts, half the police officers in the world, and so on. Computers crank out dozens of subpoenas per second. I'm infamous for issuing a subpoena to the DA if I don't get my "Discovery" (Prosecution) evidence quickly enough. Why should the DA be treated special? Ask that they be held in contempt, and sent to jail. After all, that's what they're trying to do to you, isn't it?

The jailhouse dictionary defines "Entrepmanure" as an entrepreneur who sells bullshit (manure) to rich people. Con artist? No, that's a prisoner who paints or sculpts in his cell.

Because of corruption, many judges, detectives, cops, and so on have lots more money than their IRS tax records would justify. Is there an IRS form for reporting illegal income? Al Capone was caught this way. Have an investigator check out the lifestyles involved, help the IRS obtain indictments, and enter those into evidence at your trial.

Beginning disbarment proceedings against all the lawyers involved is my favorite game. Lawyers don't disbar other lawyers, just like cops don't arrest other cops. Everybody has too much to hide. Find out some slime, and try to disbar the whole bunch, including the judge!

Lawyers and judges think they're special, because they got brainwashed in a Madrasa called law school. Their heads were filled with bullshit like "innocent until proven guilty". As you know, the reality is that people are actually presumed guilty until they prove their innocence. As you also know, everybody except lawyers considers lawyers to be slime-balls. Nobody tells them that, due to intimidation taught in law school. People are afraid of lawyers.

A lot like AM talk radio. Lots of mental constipation. That's when somebody's head is completely full of shit, and they just can't squeeze it out.

When you win a disbarment, the State Supreme Court gives you the lawyer's license as a trophy. Justices, and even lawyers, would like to clean up the law business. Imagine a world in which being a lawyer is considered being a talented person with good morals.

And, if you're in a lawsuit where the Latter Day Saints have corrupted the local government, remember that their weakness is that LDS politics moves very slow. You can, for example, often ask for a Speedy Trial, and get the charges dropped when nobody can do that. You can't call in the news media, because LDS controls most of it. What society's Criminal "Scapegoat" System needs most is a Public Exonerator. Make that half a million of those.

This chapter is dedicated to Milwaukee lawyers Sandra Ruffalo, E. Michael McCann, Fred Matestic, and, most of all, Gerry Boyle, all of whom made it necessary. This took away 28 years of my life, worth about $310 million, as I see it. That's my asking price in Criminal Restitution for the crime of (Intentional) Obstruction of Justice. And, this went way beyond lawyers, to the news media, including Gale Garbarino and Marie Rhode, and beyond that to the maximum possible extreme abuse of both psychiatry and the Spirituality of two major religions.

You are the people who gave me my lack of faith in God, society, and the legal system. I've often tried to write how I feel, but there are no words which can be used. I curse you. I was broken beyond the ability to function properly in my lifetime, permanently, and you did this absolutely on-purpose. I know of nothing you could give me that would satisfy this debt. Me? Without ideas? Without any words? That's extreme!

I forgive you, but only after 12 hours of crying. Besides, you have what I call the "Jesus Defense", which says that if you hadn't been so mean to me, I would never have been tough enough to amount to anything. Johnny Cashhad a song about that called "A Boy Named Sue". The reason it's called Jesus Defense is that the Ancient Roman Pagans intentionally killed Jesus, just so that the Christian scriptures could be fulfilled. No crucifixion, no salvation, according to the Christians.Had to happen. And, no, the Jews did not kill Jesus. They could have prevented his death.

I considered developing a peace plan for Israel and Palestine. Maybe not. I don't think society deserves the good things I do for it.

Part of our legal system allows the victim to specify what Restitution may be appropriate. I see my losses, actual, at $310 million, but concede that I'm pressing my luck even asking for 10% of that in Restitution. There might not be any Statute of Limitations regarding cases involving gnosis, such as the priest pedophilia cases. That's because the victim needs 20 or 30 years to sufficiently recover before being able to present their case.

A fair settlement of Criminal Restitution for Obstruction of Justice (as I see it):

Milwaukee Rabbinical Council, $2 million.

Charles D. Jacobus Family, $3 million. City of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, $3 million. County of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, $3 million.

Better Business Bureau (Milw.), $3 million.

Milwaukee Archdiocese, $3 million.

Latter Day Saints, $4 million.

Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, $7 million.

State of Wisconsin, $7 million.

That's a total of $35 million, a bit more than 10% of my calculation of actual losses. How about paying that to buy the rights to this book? If I can get that kind of money for it, I'd no longer have an issue with you (plural). Serious? Very. Realistic? Well, who knows?

(book is now public domain)

Chapter 4: Philosophy and Religion

You have to stand for something, whatever that is, and this is what I stand for: I worship the real truth, as opposed to what is supposed to be true. Real truth is rarely seen in any of the media. I also believe that there is no difference between the people doing the helping and the people being helped. They are us. There are not two classes of people. You need to payback in kind those few rare agents which helped you for your own benefit, and not to enrich themselves. And, conversely, never again trust or cooperate with agents which harmed you. Help expose them instead.

A society which favors corruption over truth can only promote evil, purporting it to be good, or at least necessary. The forces of evil include the media, the religions, the professions (with a few exceptions for certain rare individuals), and the government. Government includes the political system, the police, the legal system, the schools, and the economic system (with a few economic system exceptions).

The forces of good include volunteers, professionals working pro-bono (free), charitable contributors, whistle-blowers, most nonprofits, and a handful of individuals in education, other government, corporations, and even the media.

The whole essence of the "hippie movement" of the 1960's was that large numbers of young people found out that there isn't any God, heaven, or hell. They knew that their parents didn't believe in God, yet went to church every Sunday and pretended to. Their parents had money, yet never seemed very happy. So, if there isn't any God, heaven, or hell, shouldn't they work on being happy? After all, Earth is all that exists, and then you die and become nothing, right?

A lot of this philosophy went into media such as Playboy Magazine, which was a literary publication more than a billboard for nudity. Hedonism, the Playboy Philosophy, says that sacrifice today in preparation for tomorrow is ridiculous. With possible nuclear war, will there be a tomorrow? How does that make you feel about having children? Planning for retirement?

Bill Gaines "Mad Magazine" made jokes about all the hypocrisy, which at least gave comic relief to a world that was spouting "true" lies faster than anybody could listen. But if no God, then what do we believe in? People.

Long before I paid a very dear price to find out that nobody (without exception) in the religion business actually believes in God, or anything else they're teaching, I still knew the truth, deep inside. I didn't want to, but I did.

[THIS AUTHOR EVENTUALLY RUNS DIRECTLY INTO GOD]

Ministers sacrifice to create a false God for people to have something to believe in. That's all, and it's been that way for 10,000 years, going back to the beginnings of religion. None of the religious leaders have ever, in all of history, believed in God. They create a God for you to believe in, because they believe you need one. They believe in you. People.

Belief in people, but not in God, is what caused the hippies to investigate unusual religions, encourage racial and sexual equality, and found such organizations as the Peace Corps. If we are all that is, let us be something and stand for something.

But if we are also Hedonistic, where do drugs fit in? That is, can dope make somebody happier? What about someone in a wheelchair, with most of their mental faculties gone? Dope can certainly be a bad thing, dealing with addiction, the law, and impaired functioning. But it can also be a good thing, particularly for some people. That is the connection between the hippies and drugs. Almost everything in the news media is and was complete bullshit.

Happiness in a jar? Well, the religious leaders do now have a machine that puts out human love. Most religious brainwashing (called "Socialization"), uses the old-fashioned way: Eucharistics, first put into widespread use by the Ancient Egyptians.

There is the effect that the preparers of the eucharist (or kosher food) are believed to be telling the truth, even when they are lying. Magic perfect for religion and govenment. If you can lie but everyone believes you, then you're a minister. If you're really good at it, they call you a police officer or newspaper reporter.

If you are exceptionally good at being able to lie, yet everyone believes you, then you're a news anchor or an editor (or an attorney). The best of all liars are selected to run for public office, or become a judge. Welcome to reality, of the true and ugly variety. Teachers need to be good liars, too, because they all must teach at least some things that they know are completely untrue.

All philosophy, of course, is personal opinion. I've only given you 1/10 of 1% of a dose of truth, because most people can't handle much more, at least at first. Learn. If everything you were ever taught was a lie, then what is true? You're not helpless and stupid. Learn. It's your right, and essential for you to do well in your life!

RELIGION: Am I an atheist? No, I'm clergy. An atheist does not believe in God, or gods, but is not absolutely certain. An agnostic is even less certain. It's only members of clergy that know for sure that there isn't any God. But, in reality, there is a God, at least as a concept, and also in the things people do.

One definition of the Holy Spirit is as follows: "A religious concept wherein the actions of people on Earth collectively represent the power of God in action". Also, "The Holy Spirit is thought to be the female complement (nurture) to the male-depicted God (creator of nature)." Sounds like Mother Nature, the Goddess California (goddess of the horn-of-plenty) to me. That is also the Buddhist God: Not a being, but the embodiment of the whole universe. That makes Buddhism the only old, established religion without God as a being. Scientifically, God exists, if God is nature. And, God appears to use the workings of science to do His creating and Her nurturing.

I looked into the roots of where Christianity came from, and found Judaism. Judaism came from Semitic and Egyptian Paganism. Before that, Ancient Babylon, and even earlier, tribal shamans, witch-doctors, and medicine men. All religion is descended from Ancient Paganism.

Try reading the best book on religion I've ever found, "Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets", by Barbara G. Walker. Although somewhat sexist anti-male, she does give accurate answers to most of the tough religious questions. Who was Jesus? Who wrote the bible? Where did the Star of David symbol come from? Her bibliography alone is a masterpiece of religious reference. The bible is the word of God, unless you interpret it literally, and then it becomes the word of Satan!

If I were writing the bible today, and I wrote that it was raining cats and dogs, somebody might pick that up a thousand years from now and think that there was a miracle, with animals coming out of the sky! That's typical of interpreting something literally.

Moses wrote on 3 to 6 levels, simultaneously, at all times. Like reading Mark Twain (or me, as John Schlitz). Twain was a story about a river trip, but also a story about racism and another story about poverty. Translate Twain into Chinese, and you miss the other levels, because, for example, the word "lazy" does not refer to both a lazy river and a lazy ruling class of people, all in the same one word.

Reading Moses requires intimate knowledge of Ancient Hebrew, plus knowledge of all the slang, figures of speech, linguistic tricks, and inferences, many of those inferences secretly referring to gnosis. This paragraph comes from his GM (Genetic Memory), so learn from it.

Litteral interpretations allow translation either way, the translator guiding you into their mind-set. Moses never intended to completely end idolatry, paganism (multiple gods), and polygamy. He just wanted to curtail it. His words are the ideal, but things went too far. He seems to have wiped all that out entirely! Moses never intended that, nor even thought it to be possible.

The world changed a lot, too. We now need commandments about hoarding and greed. About helping others. About clergy abuses. Multiple wives and husbands are not a threat anymore to society. Multiple gods aren't, either. Having only one God is still easier, and the truth, but dividing God up into gods really doesn't hurt. The bible was true and correct when it was written. It could not change over time when the rest of the world did.

God never asked to be worshipped, so cut it out! God is not vain, and did not create us so that we might worship Him! God created us to help those of our own kind. Doing that is considered the worship of God. This paragraph is from the Genetic Memory of Jesus of Nazareth.

Regarding religious philosophy, consider this: Overpopulation is the source of all evil. Not enough jobs? No, too many people for the number of jobs in the economy. Shortage of housing? No, too many people for the amount of housing available. Not enough food? No, too many people for the amount of food available. Too much pollution? No, too many people for the amount of pollution that we and the earth can clean up.

All problems in the entire world are caused by having more people than resources. Does that make abortion good? No, but more humane than war or disease. It makes birth control good. War and disease reduce population, but at a great cost. People harmed are missed as friends, family, and may be someone that was depended upon. Even the Old Pagan Rule that a baby is not a human life until it is one year old, the ancient birth control method of infanticide, is more humane than disease or war. Today, we have birth control. If only we would use it! Birth control prevents abortion! Do you dislike abortion? Then you must support birth control!

POPULATION REDUCTION AND CONTROL NEEDS TO BE CONSIDERED RELIGION'S PRIMARY GOAL, AND THE HIGHEST COMMANDMENT OF GOD. It means the least suffering for all. Below that, quality of life issues are important: Is our greatly reduced population getting enough to eat? Medical care? Shelter? Clothing? Sex? Sleep? And, finally, happiness issues regarding self and others.

So, these are the 3 questions to ask yourself every day: (1). How have I helped reduce the evil of overpopulation today? (2). How have I helped make sure that people have a place to stay, enough to eat, clothing, and medical care? (3). How have I helped myself and others to be happy? Note: Failure of task (1) makes tasks (2) and (3) ultimately impossible.

Only half-seriously, has anyone ever considered a Sacrament of Abortion, where God, thru His clergy, has determined that adding to overpopulation would be a terrible mistake? Yes, birth control would be far preferable. But if population reduction is GOD'S PRIMARY COMMANDMENT, where does that leave us on the religious issue of abortion?

Planned Parenthood is at www.plannedparenthood.org. Zero Population Growth is at www.zerogrowth.org.

Chapter 5: Moses, Jesus, and the Messiah

Moses predicted a Savior. Moses, the man who gave us monogamy, monotheism, no idols, God's name holy, no gods, honor of parents, the Ten Commandments, prohibition of killing, the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament), and the characters Adam, Eve, and Abraham. Moses was right. The Jews were to expect their Messiah at whatever time his DNA and genetic memory became "reincarnated".

Jewish leaders after Moses realized that they would no longer be in power if and when a Savior showed up. So, bunches of restrictions and regulations were added upon to what a person had to do to "prove" they were Him. Bringing people back to life, changing water into wine, ascending into heaven by flying, and, of course, immortality. If He dies, he can raise himself from the dead. There were restrictions and demands placed such that no one could ever claim the title.

Along came Jesus, who happened to have the reincarnated genetic memory (DNA) of Moses. Jesus saw a number of things He wanted changed. He overturned the tables of the Temple money changers, for example. He always had a quick wit, plus a bit of lip, when speaking to leaders and their representatives. The most significant thing that Jesus did was to bring Buddhist spirituality into Judaism (The Eucharist). He used bread and wine, plus a Passover Seder meal to missa his people.

This made keeping kosher optional, and that alone ruffled a few feathers, as the "food seal" was very lucrative and very important politically. It also gave Jesus and his followers an inordinate amount of spiritual strength. Enough to routinely heal by spirit.

Naturally, He became accused of sorcery. Jesus never abandoned the Torah (after all, He wrote it!), and one of his followers named Saul (Paul), originally against him, became converted and spread His word everywhere in letters. Paul's letters, in the New Testament, are absolutely real and true and authentic. Unfortunately, Paul misinterprets Jesus a lot.

Unfortunately, according to the Book of Judas of Kerioth, the trial transcript of the Roman People vs. Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus promised Judas eternal life, eternal peace and happiness, extreme love, and similar things, in return for his worldly goods. Jesus ran a faith-healing ministry, travelling. Some of his miracles are actually true, such as the Loaves and the Fishes. It's Magick, but can still be done today!

According to the transcript, Jesus took 30 pieces of silver as a donation for Judas to join his group. That's perhaps $30,000 in today's money, minimum. Judas eventually became disenchanted, went to the police, and they got him his money back, arresting Jesus.

Jesus was found guilty of making political and religious trouble, and executed, not by stoning to death, but by crucifixion. That was the most extreme penalty, the cross being the sign of a complete idiot and dope, essentially a "dunce hat". He was mocked and tortured. All okay, until Rome started to fall. We now move to the Genetic Memory of a member of the Council To Write The Gospels, 72 priests, in 4 dormitories. Since my connection is not that good, probably a wife or close friend of one of those priests.

If you have to attribute this to one person, let us say the Dormitory of John (18 men), who went by the name of "John the Evangelist". (Singular.)

Jesus didn't have all that many followers, but by using Buddhist spirituality in a Jewish and Roman Pagan culture, He gave his followers a distinct advantage. They survived even though they were a persecuted underground religion. Christians were persecuted and even executed by the Roman Pagans, much like Christians do to Roman Pagans today. The Christians burned Rome, twice. At one point, Constantine, the Emperor, converted to Christianity, making it the official religion of the Roman Empire.

When Rome fell apart, it kept lots of power by becoming the Roman (Catholic) Church. Emphasis on creating new members via birth. Constantine had already commissioned the 4 evangelistic dormitories to write the gospels, and they made the character Jesus come back to life, resurrect Lazarus, turn water into wine, etc., which was all that "mandatory to prove Messiah" stuff. Jesus had several things in common with Saint Nicholas:

Both were real people, actually alive, and had great ideas from outside-the-box. Both were ministers. Santa Claus is the Roman Saint Nicholas, of course, and more is written about himinChapter 9, Holiday Greetings. Jesus is written about in the New Testament. Both real people, Nicholas and Jesus, had tall tales told about them, because they were wonderful people. Sleighs, reindeer, elves, water-into-wine,virgin birth, raising people from the dead, and so on.

The real Jesus was quite a guy, and familiar with all religions.Many of His words in the New Testament are authentic, and come from all religions. You can quote to a Moslem the words of Jesus as written in the Koran, the Holy Book of Islam. Really. He is even quoted in Buddhist and Pagan writings. A Great Man.

Son of God? Definitely! Jewish Messiah? One of a handful. Anybody with the GM of Moses is one of those, me included. The Messiahs are to keep Judaism on track, in a changing world. Jesus saw His original creation, Judaism, from when He was Moses, and demanded changes. Judaism refuses to change, generally, much like Islam. But not entirely. It is important to remember and honor the ancient traditions and cultures of Judaism, including Hebrew and the Torah.

Beyond that, only Reform Public Service to non-Jews Chabad is in line with where Judaism should be today. Does that make Christianity a "truer" religion that Judaism? No, and here's the problem: Confusion between the real Jesus versus many imposters putting words in His mouth. Constantine, for example, in the creation of the Gospels. Christianity today has very good and very bad branches. A handful aren't Christian at all, but pretend to be.

Christians want to block any new Messiah, too, because it means the end of the world to them. So, there have been more than a dozen of us "prophets" that have come and gone, most killed and their words erased. I am in communication with The Creator, and will write a treatise like this on the meanings of religion, and the next steps it must take. A lot of that has already been written, and can be found all overmy website.

I'll only have a very short while, and will be connected to Yahweh (God) for an even shorter time. Act now, or you miss it. Maybe Messiah #13 is lucky. Well, let's not call me any such thing. I'm just a messenger. I actually disagree with both of my rabbis (religious teachers).

I had only medium aptitude to write well, but devoted my life when young to keep getting better. By high school, I wrote almost as well as today! I was given something like 20 college credits for my work accomplished before college. Brainy? No, socially inept, with a penchant for playing chess and other board games, such as Clue, Monopoly, Finance, Careers, Life, Square Mile, and more.

Genetic Memory had me go into psychology, because there was much I needed to know, both about psychotropic drugs and about certain mental diseases. At one point, knowing nothing about the religious secrets, and singing almost daily in a church choir (going to communion sometimes 5 Masses a day), I went on a scavenger hunt for some unknown reason.

I found a clean box in the trash, which used to contain altar breads. These are the crackers used for communion in church services. It was empty, and into it I placed several items, including a brand-new and still-wrapped condom! I honestly didn't know, and took the box into my pastor's office to ask him what it meant. The pastor had me seeing a psychiatrist, and the doctor told me to go to the pastor whenever I had a question of an unusual nature. How's that for genetic memory?

How's that for someone with ADD unable to hold back the knowledge, even though the psychiatrist was feeding me anti-memory drugs! I had such a poor memory that I could not remember my education in clinical psychology and psychotropic drugs! The pastor had me arrested. When I got out of jail, he greeted me on the front steps of the church with the gnostic handshake. Not the best move, as no one had yet explained anything to me! I thought he was using some sort of electronic device. I said nothing. Still taking the anti-memory drug, maximum dose.

But now, I suddenly needed that drug. Why? After jail, church wasn't the first place I went. I needed a break, and went out to a wilderness area, the only human for many miles around. I'm suppressing it to this day, because what Iexperienced was so extreme, but I ran into God the Creator that night. Really. On the way home, I had an auto accident on a deserted road with a parked car. Somehow, I made my way home. Police had a note on my door: Hit and run.

I explained that I could remember nothing. Just then, I realized that the drugs I was taking suppressed memory. It's a good thing, though. I stopped taking them, and the pastor got a court order that I take my anti-memory drug. When I refused, I was sent to jail, and the drug forcibly administered there. Well, all that is what I get for going to communion 4 or 5 times a day when singing various church services for several years!

My memory in psychology returned, and I diagnosed myself as having a very bad (maybe even terminal!) case of Attention Deficit Disorder. This existed in me back in college, but the use of same as a diagnosis did not exist at that time. Treatment? Cocaine and Spirituality, with some alcohol and/or Prozac.

Now, I was looking for a Catholic church which would allow me to participate in eucharistics. I went to Blessed Sacrament Church, on Oklahoma Ave. in Milwaukee, where I had gone to grade school, to talk to the pastor. He said my request was not unusual, but there was nothing he could do for me. He did refer me to the Liturgy Committee, so I attended their meeting but was ultimately told to shut up. I was calm and made perfect sense.

Failing to resolve anything, I went to my parents' and grandparents' church, St. Aloysius, on 92nd and Greenfield in the Milwaukee suburb of West Allis. This was my church as a tiny baby. I spoke with a nun, explaining that I was gnostic, and upon her asking for some proof, I laid hands upon her. She said they had a gnostic choir that sung from the altar itself. I sang with them a few months, and in that time there were occasionally new people who were to be added to participation in eucharistics. This church had me explain all that to each of them, individually, but would not let me participate myself!

I was insulted, and decided to seek treatment another way: Psychiatry, of the non-abusive variety. I paid money to see a psychiatrist who specialized in problems related to spirituality. I was hoping he could prescribe something spiritual. He had asked my permission to have other psychiatrists present, and got it. One was Islamic, and another Buddhist. They were obviously being taught by this Catholic psychiatrist.

The doctor suggested that I become a priest, since I already had that lifestyle (unmarried, no children, living alone, gnostic), but I told him that I didn't think I could have sex as often as priests do, plus I refuse to have sex with children. All 3 doctors smiled. I knew way more than they thought, and more than they were willing to talk about! Problem still unresolved.

I then sought help from religious supervisors, bishops, to no avail. Finally I found one outside of conventional religion, a Pagan Bishop. As a victim of the legal system (often), the educational system, the press and TV news media, the psychiatric profession, and also gnosis under the Catholics, Mormons, and Jews, I both got ordained and unanimously appointed and consecrated a bishop. None of the Pagan Clergy even knew that I met God one night. In fact, I myself didn't know until recently, and was an atheist member of the clergy in the meantime, some 20 years! The memory of God is starting to come back. How appropriate. I'm not certain what percentage of people He shows himself or herself to, but I sure know why I was one of them!

And, if, like most people who are gnostic, you don't believe in God, all I have to say is, well, boy, have you got another guess coming! I just might write a treatise like this on how to meet God one-on-one. Let's see you deny His existence then! I did, for 20 years afterwards, not remembering the incident until very recently. Memory suppression drugs work really well. Fortunately, so do memory-enhancement drugs.

The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was to fill in one particular box of the University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee student enrollment application with the word "atheist". It was the box asking my religion. It meant that no one of any spiritual tradition ever contacted me or taught me anything. It's more than likely, however, that the ADD would have precluded my participation, anyway. But, participation, if granted, would have eliminated the ADD itself, and also improved my memory. Memory is why all universities use it.

Anyway, if you can do grad-level research as an undergrad, knowing nothing about spirituality, what could you do if you did know? Yes, it is THAT important! It is the difference and defining factor. I never gave nor received any love in my life until I acquired the unpaid job of dealing with it wholesale.

So, if I jump into bed with several gnostic women at the same time, I've earned it, even irrespective of running a rescue mission. And, perhaps I was contacted at the University by members of my "religion": Several atheist women gave me tantric sex, although I had no idea how it worked. One was a nude model for university art classes, stared at 8 hours a day by as many as 200 students. Sex with her nearly killed me. That, too, helped inspire my editorial about lethal tantrism. Death by love in capital punishment cases.

Right now, I need to bring out the memory of my meeting with God 20 years ago. My psychiatrist won't allow this, but guess who has a pharmacy license, plus an education in psychotropic drugs? Shouldn't surprise you. Picked up the package inserts for Namenda and Aricept. Is experimentation with drugs anything new to an old hippie?

In the meantime, if anyone fills in the Religion Box on the UWM enrollment application with the word "atheist" or "agnostic", I claim them as clergy! Oh, yes I can. I'll send them a bootleg copy of a book written by John Schlitz. I can do that, because I hold the copyright.

The Problems With Jesus:

Jesus is regarded by all religions, including the Moslems, Buddhists, and us Ancient Pagans, to be one of the most important prophets ever. I cover who and what Jesus wasin Chapter 5. Read that before you read this, or you will misinterpret and not understand this page. Jesus was, unfortunately, both a real person and also a cartoon character, or created figure. He really existed, but didn't do all that stuff in the Gospels. He did do some of it.

I do hold his Genetic Memory, as far as can be said, but largely the character Jesus was created by Roman Emperor Constantine, with help from Saul, or St. Paul, who wrote the religious letters of the bible often referred to as "Epistles". These letters were used by the 4 Gospel Dormitories to write the Gospels, ending the Roman Empire.Of the books in the bible, only the Torah, written by Moses (first 5 books of the Old Testament) and the Epistles of St. Paul are authentic. Neither one can be translated into any other languages without losing the 5 levels of meaning contained therein. You get only one level, the "stupid" level. Also, Paul misinterprets and misquotes Jesus' meanings a lot, so what he says is dubious, at best. Jesus would be angry with what Paul wrote; Paul was an asshole.

The writers of the Gospels probably had access to the Dead Sea Scrolls, Nag Hammadi Library, Pseudopigraphia, and more books, too. The real books always frightened religious leaders, who would prefer the "commoners" only read the "fake" books that they created to keep people stupid. Read the bible. The real words of Jesus, and their meaning, are found in the Nag Hammadi Library, secret books buried in an airtight stone jar.

The writers of the gospel, 72 Egyptian and Roman Empire priests, tried to blend and make peace between the Jews, Christians, Pagans, and even Islam. So, they took aprophet of Islam, made him a Jew, gave him the "weird stuff" that the Messiah had to do to prove godliness, tossed in Buddhist spirituality (holy communion), and hanged him on a Roman Empire cross, as a religious zealot.Then, Constantine declared Christianity to be the official religion of the Roman Empire, and moved to Moslem territory, Constantinople . Makes huge sense. Constantine, but not Paul, held the Genetic Memory of Moses/Jesus. Fuzzy, but it's in there. Only one way I could know that. This resulted in the other form of the Catholic Church, the Orthodox Catholics, such as the Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, and Byzantine Rite. Their priests get married.

Roman priests were often those who liked sex with young children, rather than marriage, which is all part of the old Roman traditions. Roman toilets were public, out on the sidewalk, where both men and women used the same toilets in full view of everyone. Nowadays, only France has both men and women using the same restroom at the same time.

Getting back to Jesus, the fact that his mom was a religious Virgin (prostitute) in the Jewish Temple turned many people off. The Protestants admitted same, but didn't want to talk about it. The Catholics firmly denied it. The two religions fight over that in Ireland . They also fight over religious discrimination and economics, of course. Non-capitalized, a virgin is a person who has never had sex. The other form, capitalized, a Virgin is a religious prostitute, or at least a High Priestess. So, let us not anger the Catholics, and instead refer to Mary as a "nun", which is the same thing anyway. That automatically makes Jesus a holy man.

Many people believe that Mary Magdelene (which means "Of The Temple") is the same person as the (Temple) "Virgin" Mary. And, many say that Magdelene was Jesus' lover. It is said that the Cult of Nazareth practiced incest, with parents teaching their children about sex by having sex with their own kids! Extreme taboo today. The Nazarenes were woodworkers, carpenters. If Jesus was one of them, he probably took his mother to bed.

The advantage is that the parent is absolutely certain that their child knows all about sex, disease prevention, proper use of skins, douche, etc. (condoms were not yet invented, butskins were.) The disadvantage is probable emotional scars (the word "motherfucker" comes to mind) and, of course, the reason we prohibit incest today is that it's always tantric! Tantric sex in our society is limited to us gnostics. The Nazarenes then, had tantric sex with their own children! Sometimes results in super-people, like Jesus. Our society doesn't want any more of them!

So, that's probably how Jesus learned the religious secrets at a very young age. Including Clergy Sex. All religions use it, and even teach it, including the Atheists. Religions use sex to accomplish magick. All religions have always done this. Kama Sutra, for example is a Hindu ritual in prayer to God.

The husband sits on a chair, and the wife sits on his lap, facing him. This places her at a higher elevation than him. She is menstruating, and her blood goes into him besides just his semen going into her. This is done while husband and wife touch bare chests at all times. There are various "adult toy" devices used to hold the penis open, but with practice, those become unnecessary.

Sex magick in Judaism involves the female sitting on the penis of the lying down male. I think it's called Female Supine, but the ancients called it Venus Rising. The goddess, not astronomy nor horoscopes. Many ancient Jews worshipped Venus, the goddess of love, and Moses didn't like that. The symbol for Judaic tantrism is the Star of David, where one triangle is male and the other female, interwoven. The star is tantric clergy sex.

Looking for Venus? She couldn't be here, but sentyour wife as her representative. Husbands and wives in Judaism have a duty to please each other sexually, essentially to any extent whatsoever. So, if the wife won't suck the husband's penis, he'll find one that will! Makes logical sense. Judaism invented monogamy. When you move from a culture with multiple spouses (Ancient Judaism) to one with only one spouse, you get to expect more from that one spouse.

Circumcision in Judaism has two purposes: First, it delays male orgasm, allowing the female more pleasure (time) in sex. And, it is an adaptation to the wearing of clothing, which can be uncomfortable when the penis rubs on the clothing it touches. It also avoids unwanted erections, as the gnostics and clergy are far more sensitive.

The key to magick used in religion is for both parties to have the same thought, whatever they want God to do, and then hold onto that thought all the way thru orgasm. Magick works primarily thru placebo, but since God listens for our requests on the radio frequencies of human love, well, who knows? The clergy (and other gnostics) are merely "heard" better and more frequently, that's all.

The biblical book Song of Solomon, or its uncensored version, Canticle of Canticles, talks about sex, love, and religion. Look in a Jewish bible for the uncensored edition. Hey, any problems with my referring people to the bible? The people in that book are married to each other, and so the sex is between a husband and a wife. So is the case with most sex used for religious magick. The minister and his/her husband or wife are involved, and this is sex between two married people. The problem, of course, is the Catholic Church.

Priests are unmarried, unless you consider their Religious Order to be a group marriage. Then, we have the problem of multiple wives (and husbands). Jesus had sex with the 12 wives of the 12 Apostles, but only on religious business, not to have fun or make children. You don't forget things like that. Genetic Memory.

Good for unity in a "young" (only 1,000 years old) religion, and a persecuted one at that! Meshes better with Buddhist ("holy communion") spirituality, and cements ties and bonds. Useful. Any questions for Moses or Jesus? There's an anonymous blog on the last page of my website, page t. The web is very public, however, so you can be prosecuted by losing your job and place of residence just for questioning anything! I therefore understand your concerns about privacy from the Big Brother Warlords who run and censor CyberSpace.

San Diego is a place where you dare not have a bumper sticker on your car that says "Save The Whales". Somebody will write down your vehicle license plate number, find out where you live, and burn your house down! Signing a petition usually means losing your job, or your place to live, of course. Unless you're as public (and powerful) as me, you dare not have any opinion on anything. Freedom of Speech means that if you don't like somebody's speech, you have the freedom to break his or her bones, and never be prosecuted.

Regarding the institutionalized cyber-snooping, well, welcome to GestapoLand, goose-stepping with the Reich into the future! ("Watch the Nazis run your town." Frank Zappa.)

Meeting God, Part One:

I'm currently arguing the case for my use of Aricept, the Alzheimer's medicine, as I attempt to write this. So often, I write something before all memories have returned, and have to modify what I said. Makes me look like less than what I am. I believe Alzheimer's to be caused by a preon (defective protein) in chicken egg yolks.

I have access to all drugs, but cannot afford the high cost. Also, I probably do not suffer from Alzheimer's. I do suffer from psychiatric abuse, having been prescribed anti-memory drugs (plus lots of Holy Communion) much of my life.

Psychiatry and religion try to keep dissonant memories in check, for to do else is to have a person realize that most of everything they ever learned was a lie.Well, I'm beyond that stage, having gone thru that about 20 years ago, in 1990. The apogee of it all was an article in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, on the entire front page of theMetro News section, entitled "Mentally Ill Cause Problems For Churches", June 10, 1990. The article tells a large number of lies about myself and my behavior, attempting to make me look crazy and dangerous.

The truth was that I was attempting to blow the lid off the priest pedophilia problem, and the Catholic Church needed to be able to call me a lunatic. So, they say I did various ridiculous things, including throwing fruit at an altar! People believe whatever bullshit gets printed in major news media, so I got sent to jail, where they almost erased my memory and made me a vegetable.

I wasn't even mentally ill at the time, save for psychiatric and eucharistic abuses, and now they add the abuse of the press? I was feeling a little fuzzy, getting over a one-on-one meeting with God, but said nothing about it. My family, which believes everything they read, suffered greatly. I was at that time offered participation in the Milwaukee County Courthouse Gnostic Group, as a "snitch" (person pretending to be an inmate), but refused. Can't join agents which intentionally harmed me, part of my basic philosophy, stated previously. Judge Siefert (Jr.), this happened because you locked up a gnostic Man of Letters for the crime of finding out about rampant priest pedophilia. No matter. I got heard in the Boston Globe.

I told the judge who sentenced me to jail that I would teach all of the religious secrets to everyone there. He said that no one would believe me, and I'd be treated as a lunatic. Not so. I taught them how to teach gnosis to others, and that has caused a very large problem in Wisconsin to this day!

My meeting with God happened when I got out of jail, grabbed my van, loaded it with camping equipment, bought food, and went out to Wisconsin's Kettle Moraine State Forest, to clear out my head with a few days of camping. Wrote a book on how to use camping for a cheap vacation. I parked in the campground, and then my memory is missing until I hit a parked car, several hours later. I apparently did no camping that night.

The following morning, after being interviewed by police regarding the auto accident, I went back out to the campsite. The infamous "Men In Black" were there in force, marking the ground with stakes, and tiny flags, and taking photos. There was a huge, round scorched piece of earth, and men with geiger counters and metal detectors were poring over every inch of it. I kept my distance. More than a hundred people were there.

I'm trying to bring it out now, and do remember small pieces of the missing time period. I asked several questions of the "aliens" (they're from this planet), and some of that appears on page Q, my public blog online. They did indicate that God is not one of them, but that they help God "grab" people. Remember your catechism? God is a supreme being? Well, what is an intelligent being that is not human? An alien? God is an "alien", but not one of those UFO types. And, God isn't from Earth, Earth is from God!

God took up my entire field of vision, with many churning colors, more red, yellow, and orange than any others, almost like a big ball of fire. Or, a burning bush. Seen him before! I asked what He wanted of me, and of humans in general. That eventually resulted inmy website. The vision of God was not a part of deception by the alien guys, because they cannot lie. You read their thoughts, and vice versa, so be careful. I was very frightened, so they took care to erase my memory very well.

Bringing it out, hypnosis is too imperfect, involving the suggestion of the hypnotist as a complicating factor. Need: Peace with what happened. Now I have that, 20 years later. And, I'll need Strattera, Aricept, Spirituality, and self-hypnosis.

God gave me a few other pieces of the puzzle as well: He's from a different dimension, where all time is the same (past, present, and future), and He created linear, one-direction time in order for us to exist. He created the "Big Bang", which is what created time. Are we a science project? An ant farm?No, our spirits are in His image and likeness, which makes us all a little piece of God. Interesting and intentional gift. This universe may sit on His coffee table somewhere, but in that dimension, all time has already happened. At least all time in this universe.

Heaven, as I understand it, is in a different universe. What an avitar is to a human, a human is to God. Heaven is probably a computer program, but who's to say that Earth here isn't? More complicated to have neutrons and protons flying around, instead of just electrons, and in 3 dimensions, instead of just circuits. Computer memory is DNA. All DNA is memory chips!

If I do end up with the knowledge of God, 4th definition of gnosis, then, well, what do I expect. (Gnosis: 1. the knowledge of God. 2. the secret knowledge of God. 3. electronic love. 4. all of the knowledge of God.) If I end up having #4, then I automatically have a clear case for whatever becomes necessary to bring it out! How do I find out? Do something impossible, such as a peace plan for Israel and Palestine, of course.

Okay, let's think of something easier in the meantime, such as a financial solution to my problems running the Tijuana Rescue Mission. Unfortunately, right now thereare yet another two problems: First, I'm showing extreme ADD behavior, losing things such as my backpack and passport the past 2 days, and, secondly, I attempt to be sabotaging my own efforts. Maybe I know what is to come, and don't like it. I seem to have the answers, and don't want to know!

Could be worse: Most people would never have access to their subconscious mind sabotaging their conscious mind. Me? I've got that connection covered.

Chapter 7: About Ancient Paganism

PUBLIC DOMAIN, 2010. Please read other chapters first.

Nude Worship

Why do Pagans worship nude? Because God created you that way. God may be Zeus, the Creator, or God The Father of the Blessed Trinity, or the Jewish God, Yahweh. In Judaism, pronouncing or writing the name of God is a sin, so they say, "He whose Name I am not worthy to utter." God may also be Holy Allah. May He be praised.

Your body is a holy masterpiece, a gift from the Creator. And, you were created quite naked. If Vincent Van Gogh, the famous artist, painted you a nude, showing off the work of God's creation, would you cover the private parts with a fig leaf? Even if you did, would you uncover those parts, temporarily removing the fig leaf, when having the artist himself over to lunch?

Church is God's house, and when having that artist over to lunch (or vice versa), removal of the fig leaf is in order. Otherwise, you insult God. If God wanted you to have clothing, you would have been born with fur, like most animals. Humans are unique among Primates for a reason: The human body is art. When communicating in prayer with the Master Artist, remove your clothing.

"The Wicker Man" is a movie about Paganism, in which Britt Ekland dances completely naked, on-camera. It's an old movie,and clearly shows an authentic ritual. And, a whole lot of men would like to see a young Ekland sans ropa. It's on satellite, occasionally. Cult classic, if you excuse the pun.

Being sky-clad, clothed only with the sky, is a great equalizer, because, rich or poor, nobody is worried about what to wear to church! Under Religious Freedom, we worship at Black's Beach, San Onofre, and we once had a worship service in Balboa Park. I was part of that, and a sponsor of the similar gathering in San Dieguito Park, in North County.

Ancient Paganism: The Middle of the Pentagram Star

The reason I refer people to Selena Fox, instead of me, for definitions on much of this is that, normally, when people want to know about Paganism, they want to know about her branch, Wicca, Modern Paganism (Moderna, goddess of liesure), not my Ancient Paganism. They are both represented by parts of the Pentagram, the 5-pointed star of the religion. There are 6 parts to the star in reality, 5 points and a pentagon in the middle.

Each of the points stands for one major spiritual tradition: Judaism, Christianity, Islam (Moslem), Oriental Mysticism, and Modern Paganism. At the center, the "roots" of each of the 5 points, is a five-sided figure, a pentagon. It is the pentagon, the roots of the 5 spiritual traditions, which (witch?) I represent.

My job, here in the middle, is to get the religions to work together to solve problems. For example, Pagan Bishop John Schlitz is famous for the saying, "Governments declare war. Religions declare peace." It is only recently that Schlitz, somewhere between a super-genius and a fruitcake, has "come out" and started writing using his real name.

The major essence of Ancient Paganism is that no one can be forced to believe anything. So, if your beliefs (or sexual preferences) are one way or another, how can you be asked to change that? I'm hetero, but I fight for gay rights. Obviously, Pagans don't recruit new members, as that would be asking people to change their beliefs to fit ours. That won't work.

Another famous saying of Most Rev. Schlitz is, "Religion is like ice cream: It would be boring if there were only one flavor." The point of Religious Freedom is that not being able to force anyone to believe anything, we must then approach the problem from the other end: Ask people what they believe, and then create religions which reasonably accomodate those beliefs. This is not rocket science.

If your religion worships cardboard boxes, that's pretty goofy. But if you call your religion "The Recyclers", and your religious mission is to clean up the environment, you could very well get papers certifying it as a real religion under Ancient Paganism. Here's the way you would do that:

One branch of your religion does technology work. They try to come up with more environmentally-friendly ways to manufacture and recycle cardboard. You hire engineers, chemists, and technologists. Another branch of your religion runs recycling bins. A third branch, the Public Relations arm of your religion (a Public Relations Officer is called a "Bishop") promotes t-shirts encouraging recycling.

You raise money for your recycling website by having cardboard, bottle, can, and waste paper recycling drives. Show me you have baptism-circumcision-wiccaning to glorify birth, a funerary process to handle bereavement, processes of religious law, marriage, and so on, and you are getting legal papers. I'm the bishop, and that's just the PR man, but it'll happen. A Mormon bishop is a business manager, nothing more. A bishop of Ancient Paganism is an author. There are no professional privileges which come with the job.

I do not do liturgy, supervise clergy, ordain, confirm, and all that good stuff. My supervision of religions is strictly by pencil (or computer terminal). If your policy offends me, all I can do is write. I'm the PR man, not Zeus (Zeus is Yahweh, God the Father, Allah, The Creator, Mother Nature, Goddess, Goddess California, etc.)

I am a minister to the clergy, not the public, and so I often must write on 2 levels, and sometimes 3. Mark Twain was famous for this. You either understand one, or two, or all 3 levels. This is because I must speak to clergy about Spirituality, yet have no one else out there know what else is being said.

Marriage

The original concept of Ancient Pagan marriage goes back over 7,000 years, and thus pre-dates Judaism. It says that only the wife may own real estate, chariots, livestock, and other worldly goods. And, only the wife may have child custody, too. The husband, who presumably has a skill, gets his tools and clothing. Nothing else. No alimony nor child support, though.

Without previous legal papers (called a Pre-Nup, today), the wife gets everything in a divorce. So, to go get married, go see a scribe (lawyer, notary public) about papers. They will give each party a copy, and retain one. No clergy is necessary at a wedding, but it helps. Clergy run wedding catering businesses. That's to make the marriage a success, by making it more memorable to the bride and groom.

Rather than "Till Death Do Us Part", the wedding vows say "For As Long As Our Love For Each Other Shall Last." Nowadays, just like in Ancient Pagan times, either the husband or the wife can call it quits. Not so, once upon a time. Still not so in Italy.

Divorce is a clergy matter. Priest represents husband, and priestess represents wife. Unity is that the priest and priestess are husband and wife themselves. The High Priest and High Priestess, the spiritual heavyweights, are not involved.

Options: Increase the couple's love for each other, break the marriage temporarily, or permanent breakup, carrying out the Pre-Nup.

Nowadays, Pagan Marriage involves a lawyer, who gets 4 fees: His marriage, her marriage, his divorce, and her divorce. Pre-Nups, plus ready-to-file divorce papers, all before the knot gets tied. The lawyer has to obtain the marriage license, if there is no clergy involved in the wedding. I don't do liturgy, but will get you a marriage license, for a fee. You must either have a Pagan or Jewish Kosher wedding caterer, or get a waiver (because, for example, you might be a minister). If the wedding is held in a church, the church will cater the event, and provide clergy and liturgy.

Now you know why I say in my law writings that divorce should be outlawed, as soon as they outlaw marriage. Pagan marriage and divorce are okay. Both bride and groom need to give a blood sample for testing for HIV and syphilis, and that sampling and analysis must be done by facilities approved by the Pagan Church. Your DNA contains your Genetic Memory, and must be protected. For one thing, it is not unknown for a Christian zealot to leave our DNA at a crime scene, in order to imprison one of us unjustly. Part of the territory, nowadays. The people who plan your wedding will suggest an acceptable place.

The reason marriages break up so frequently is that the system design is flawed: How can we expect one person to be lover, husband or wife, father or mother, spiritual partner, etc., filling hundreds of different roles? What if you have one person who supplies your affection, massage, non-sexual sleep needs, and is a good parent for your kids, while a different person fulfills your sexual and intellectual needs?

Multiple husbands and wives permeates all of history, and goes on today. A religious order, for example, is a group marriage, even in Christianity. Moslems may, under the laws of Holy Allah, have 4 wives under some circumstances. A member of the Old Mormon Church may have more than one wife, if that does not disobey any civil law.

A Pagan Bishop may have 12 wives, provided that she uses them only for church business, and not for procreation nor recreation. A shiek, with a harem, can have an unlimited number of wives, and loan them out.

I have 4 "wives" (I've never been legally married to anyone) but rarely use them. Bishops aren't heavyweights spiritually, but Catholic Bishops aren't, either. A Catholic Bishop uses "Facilitators" for sacramental purposes, such as Confirmation (Bar/Bas Mitzvah). These "Facilitators" are heavyweight lay nuns, and are not officially nuns. In Ancient Pagan terminology, they are Bishop's Wives. That's a clergy thing, not a wedding one.

Writing this, I'm having a lot of trouble coming up with enough love to do so. It is frequently suggested that I participate more in Spirituality, but there is a danger in that. Combining a spiritual heavyweight, such as a High Priest or High Priestess with a Bishop (political heavyweight), in the same person, creates a King or Queen. Kings and Queens are one step down from being a god, and completely prohibited. Kings and Queenshave military armies, for example. Hasn't been one of those in over 700 years. As for the step above a King, that of a god, the Christian word for a god is "Saint", especially "Patron Saint". The Most Rev. John Lennon is considered a god. (Patron Saint of British/Britannia Music, St. John of Liverpool.)

One of my "wives" is undercover, working as a Roman Catholic "Priestess", or nun. Since we have the Lawyer in Blue Jeans (probably a trademark), and theBishop Who Lives on the Sidewalk, why not the Nun in the Miniskirt? She's real.

Last night I slept platonically with 2 "wives" to get recharged so I could write this. One gay, the other bi, great friends. I got massaged, and my body was treated like a Holy Object, and Art of The Creator. Zeus, of course. I'm all smiles, plus I didn't have to sleep on a cold sidewalk. The women offered me menage-a-trois, but I declined. Need to conserve spiritual resources, including them. The bi one is a priestess, so if my needs are sexual tantrism, she'd be the go-to guy...or gal, actually. Do need that very badly, but can't spare the love to do it. Haven't done that in over 15 years.

Hey, I don't get paid to do any of this, nor do I get paid to run the Tijuana Rescue Mission. I do get Holy Fuck, and, yes, that's where the term comes from. It's Ancient Pagan. Duty first, party later. Not anywhere near enough love right now.

Spirituality

I use the word a lot. Spirituality is a religion's way of dealing with God. (Or, with that religion's gods.) It is used to summon the power of God to baptism, in recognition of a new life. And, in Confirmation, in recognition of a new adult. And, in Marriage, to bless a couple which has been officially authorized by their church to produce and care for new children. Depending upon the religion, there may be other sacraments which deal with death, sickness, anniversaries, and much more. Spirituality is used to connect God to people.

Ancient Pagan Spirituality was once the only kind, because there were once no other religions, long ago. It was the first religion. It eventually branched out into other religions, the 5 points of the Pentagram Star. We Ancient Pagans are very proud to have invented and contributed all of the spiritual traditions to all of the world's religions.

There are, however, about 18 different spiritualities, total. Only 5 ever developed into major, ongoing, religious branches. The other 13 forms of spiritual tradition are still contained only in the Pentagon, the center of all religions, in the middle of the Pagan Star. Ancient Paganism today uses all other religions' spiritual traditions, plus at least several that no other religion uses, or is even privy to.

I ran into somebody yesterday, an intellectual, who said that I'd never get enough spirituality (connection with the gods or God) to be able to accomplish any of the objectives in this book. She said that the other religions won't allow it, because of my ADD (disease) past. Well, when I was handed my tiny ruby, that I wear on my chest, I was also given knowledge of very unusual and highly effective spiritual traditions unique to the center of the star. I'm amazed, didn't know, and most ministers still don't. My advantage.

I'm actually going to explain to the "foreign" (different religious tradition) clergy a couple of them not considered too secret to reveal. And, to the faithful out there, stay tuned for a really nice group of stories and parables. I will be telling everybody about a few magic spells that actually work. This isn't Harry Potter's Hogwarts Academy, and I'm not Dumbledorf, but the fictional character does come from this particular branch of the star, not Wicca.

This will be tetra-level. You get the door prize (a confessional door?) if you can read all 4 levels.

Nazi Oppression

I recently got thrown out of a store for wearing my 5-pointed star, a Pagan pentagram. The only thing I said in reply was (softly), "Ever hear of Freedom of Religion?" We Pagans have seen more discrimination against us than the Jews and Mormons combined! Maybe that's because we've always fought for gay rights, marriage-of-three, public nude worship, religious use of beer and wine, the rights of women, the rights of all races, and freedom of the press. Some people hate all that. We've performed same-sex marriages for about nine thousand years.

Hitler oppressed the Jews and others by picking on one small segment of the population at a time. The saying goes: "The first day, they came for the Armenians. I didn't care, because I wasn't Armenian. The second day, they came for all the Black people. I didn't care, because I wasn't Black, either. The third day, they came for me." Individual Pagans are underground right now, pretending to be members of other religions, or pretending to have no religion at all. Like the Jews under Adolph Hitler. We're judges, lawyers, doctors, dancers, publishers, nuclear power plant operators, airline pilots, military generals, and lots more.

I call for coming-out, at least a little bit, to see if the Ancient Source Religion (Paganism), which became all other religions, can once again be free to worship in peace. The Pagan Church, for example, recognizes the Atheists as a denomination. There are also Goddess worshippers, who are the same thing as Christians or Jews except that God is a female, our Mother in Heaven. If God is our Father in heaven, then who is our Mother in Heaven? Change any one fundamental rule, and only the Pagans will recognize your church.

Religion is like ice cream: If there were only one flavor, it would be boring. Same with sexual preferences. Same with cultures, foods, even races. California is the goddess of the horn-of-plenty, or the goddess of fruits and vegetables (Vegan). She opposes the slaughter of one's fellow animals. That's sort of a form of cannibalism, for one animal to eat other animals, unless it is strictly a carnivore.

The goddess Liberty, or Lady Liberty, is the goddess (Patron Saint) of the United States of America, a very great and important country. She has the most powerful military in the history of the world. Finally now, due to the work of the Lady Liberty League, fallen heroes from her mighty military who served in battle can get a Pagan pentagram on their gravestones.

Another great goddess, Justice, with a blindfold and a scale, is often remembered with statues near courthouses. I serve her.

I may be "straight", but I fight for gay rights. I'm Pagan, but I fight for Jews. I'm male, but I fight hard for the rights of women. That is literally how the rules of the religion go. That's why the oppression: Too liberal for many. Not everyone agrees with all of my beliefs, either. That's why religions have synods.

Pagan Customs

Marriage is called Handfasting, similar to hand-fastening, and involves tying together the husband and wife's wrists. This is where the expression "tying the knot" comes from. Divorce is Handparting, and is done strictly by clergy, and not lawyers. I cover both in my section on Marriage, above.

Religious secrecy forbids talking about religion outside of church. Church is wherever Pagans have gathered. It is sometimes a building, but more often a piece of the great outdoors. It is a Holy Place, as defined by the Ancient Pagan traditions of the Native Americans. Only the bishop can speak about religion outside of church, so refer any questions to her. Bishops are always female. Yes, I know. Too sexist to have all females, plus somebody might have a question that is best answered by a male. Hence, John Schlitz, who has held the post since about 1989. 21 years.

If somebody wears a Pentagram, they will attract people of like thinking. Since nobody can talk about religion outside of church, and they might want to talk, they might invite each other to church. Or, somebody can get referred to a bishop. They usually write instead of talk. Curious? Wear our symbol and we will find you. Friendly. We don't prosyletize. I always thought the root word for that was "prostitution".

Pagan traditions, including Wicca, the point on the star which goes straight up, are self-ordaining. Declare yourself a minister, and you are one. That's done to keep the Registry of Ministers nonexistent. Nobody knows, not even me. If your knowledge is lacking, same will become evident. Sit tight. We're everywhere. If I gotta send a High Priestess over to go sit on your face, or whatever, well, you asked for it.

It's all OJT, On the Job Training. It means we don't need seminaries. They're the religious equivalent of a law school, anyway. GIGO. Garbage In, Garbage Out. Not to be confused with GEICO, a very good brand of car insurance. Always wanted to see both the Cave Man and the Lizard in the same TV commercial. Maybe the Super Bowl. No, not enuf time for that. (That actually happened, shortly after this chapter went online.)

Other customs include marriages which contain more people than 2, but those are illegal because of the Nazi society in which we live. I'll make you a "religious order", which is the same thing. With just one male and one female, marriage is easy. Go see a lawyer about a Pre-Nup.

Pagans wear a Pentagram necklace, if out-of-closet, the size of the icon corresponding to their spiritual rank. Big pentagrams mark the person, sort of like a man wearing a yamika, or perhaps a huge crucifix (or a Roman collar). It's a distance warning. Some of the women can literally knock a person out-cold and unconscious from a distance of three feet (one meter), without touching them! We've all seen religious television displays where the minister touches someone and they fall to the ground. That's not fake.

Bishops wear a tiny ruby around their neck, and their spiritual rank is zero. But they command clergy. Supervise, no; command, yes. Anyone wearing both a Pentagram and a ruby at the same time (Spiritual Bishop) is marked as a King or Queen, and those are strictly prohibited to have at all! The penalty is crucifixion, under Old Roman Pagan law. Kings and Queens have armies, military ones. It's a declaration of war. Pagans have evolved beyond religious war.

Taboo: Religion, Sex, Politics, and Lost Traditions. Let Freedom Reign!

Combine 2, and you've got interesting stuff. Combine all 4, and you're writing the Kaballah. (Analogous to the Roman Canon of the Catholic Church. It's the Book of Jewish Secrets.) Secrets are written in languages that are not understood by the Faithful, such as the languages Latin or Ancient Hebrew.

Ancient Paganism's first taboo is that no church may extort money from its parishioners by committing the Crime of Tithe. That's when someone has to pay money just to belong to a church! Obviously, the Mormons are our good buddies on this one. To quote God, Jesus of Nazareth, "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."Who am I to quote Jesus? His writings are everywhere, and legendary. He even speaks to the Nation of Islam (Moslems) and appears in their Holy Bible, the Quoran (Koran). You can quote Jesus to Moslems out of their own holy book! He spoke to the Jews, too (Hebrews).

Yes, Jesus of Nazareth is also a Pagan God, but His name gets capitalized. Failure to capitalize "god" when writing about Jesus insults Christians. Sort of like talking about Yahweh to a Conservative Jew. I'm still trying to figure out if I can call Jewish Chabad the "Jewish Salvation Army". Well, I just did. I finally came up with a name for the Pagan Public Service branch, Freedom Reigns. I had to ask John Schlitz, but I'm the one person who can always find him.

It took a long time to arrive at Freedom Reigns as a religious branch, and here's some of the Outside The Box logic: Five Points sounds too much like Twelve Steps, or even a streetcorner. Share and Ladle have been taken. Justice League (goddess Justice) is in the comic book business; Superman's okay, but Green Lantern was always my favorite.

California Dreaming? (The goddess of Agriculture, plus "dreaming" about better situations.) Is "Thunderbird" a wine, a car, or a god? University of Phoenix? The Phoenix is a mythological bird that ignites, burns, dies, and is reborn as a much smarter bird. Great name for a university! Some people think it's named after a city in Arizona. Imagine that!

How about HomeGoddess? Home is the opposite of homeless, and Goddess is Mother Nature, or God. Evokes images of the evolved Jewish American Princess, or the Housewife (baby sanitation engineer). No, that's so far outside the box that it stinks like poopy diapers. Poop factories should have to have environmental licenses, even if they're very small, and call themselves babies. Diaper Permit 28606-B. They make the world a giant outhouse. Growing up in Wisconsin, I never learned how to milk a cow. Now, I'm learning to milk a human. What percentage of ADD or Autism kids were breast-fed? Want my guess on that? Didn't think you wanted to know.

So, Lady Liberty's other name is Freedom. Freedom is the same goddess. Hence, Freedom Rules Forever, or Freedom (the goddess) Reigns. The Salvation Army (or Chabad) movement in Paganism shall be called Freedom Reigns. Let Freedom Reign!

Now for the jokes: Does that have anything to do with loose horses? Freedom due to loose reigns? What do we callour beloved clients, Reigndear? Looking for Santa Claus? Saw him down at the Rescue Mission. He was talking to Elvis, who is also out of work.

Freedom Reigns operates this website, the Tijuana Rescue Mission, the Free Meal Program Index, the Public Service Pagan Ministries, and is keeper of the 13 lost spiritual traditions, in the middle of the 5-pointed star. Probably Wicca will use the same name.

On to lost spiritual traditions. One is similar to a "tracking cookie". The Jews, to hide from Hitler, had to be able to identify other Jews, yet not let anyone else know. We (Ancient Pagans) got involved. Once there was an obscure toothpaste, Old Witch Brand, and it contained a funny symbol. Pagans liked it, and used it every day.

Toothpaste is used every day, mostly spit out, some residue is swallowed, and it makes your mouth smell like whatever perfume or flavoring the manufacturer used. Plus, nobody eats a bunch of it, nor do they stockpile 8 dozen cases of the stuff. Just hygiene.

The name "Old Witch" is a giveaway, and it makes your breath smell the same as certain other people. From there, you speak code words, exchange secret signs, and so on. This is how the Jews survived inside Nazi Germany. We taught them. At one time, our symbol appeared on genuine Tabasco brand hot sauce. You needed to smell the difference between genuine Tabasco of Louisiana, versus competitors. If you've got a 20-year-old bottle, our logo is on there!

Yes, it's a "tracking cookie". Or was. Never mind what we use today. The bishop has to stay "zero" spiritually, to avoid corrupting the tracking cookie. Of course, if Pagans are out-of-the-closet, then we don't need any tracking cookies. What's in it for me?

Getting back to taboos: Tithe, discrimination, greed, making money from religion, and, oh yes: Pagans never talk about religion outside of church. Forbidden. Except the bishop. It's a secret religion, remember? Like the Masons, one of our churches. It's their pyramid on the back of the dollar bill.

Besides tracking cookies, there's a thing used by overnight camps. Hot chocolate and cookies around the campfire, before heading off to bed in a tent. By morning, you'll feel refreshed, grab some hot coffee, and head out to the solar-heated showers. There are no shower curtains. We're Pagans, remember? A shower is polishing God's art!

Think of overnight camping with the clergy as sort of an 8-hour sleepy-time liturgy. To do that in a big city, you'd have to run a hotel, or maybe a rescue mission. When people dream, they think religious things. We all do.

The third unusual tradition deals with cats. Cats can be very spiritual, and that's why the association with witches and cats. Cats are spiritual when they purr, which is why they were worshipped in Ancient Egypt. Some large Hawaiian birds can do that, too.

The fourth, and last, glimpse of our unique system is called GM. That's Genetic Memory, not those car and truck people. One reason the Mormons study geneology is that most of a person's DNA is empty space, not used for any known purpose. What's really there is memories from their parents, grandparents, and so on. When you make a baby, some of your DNA is used to form the blueprints for that baby. Much more of your DNA is encoded memories, from you.

Your children contain knowledge from you, at birth. And, knowledge that you passed down to them from your parents, grandparents, and so on. It's in their DNA, which you provided when you procreated them. This is the source of people suddenly chanting in languages that they don't know, or being able to play piano despite severe mental disability, or, perhaps, writing a book on religion despite having no religious training whatsoever. (I wonder who's doing that?)

The common word is "savant", and there are all sorts of levels. I probably hold the World's Record on that.

The ultimate "knowledge at birth" species is the honeybee. Bees are born with all of the knowledge they will need in life. No schooling necessary, right down to language. Everything instinct. How appropriate that the Mormons, who study Genetic Memory, use a beehive as a religious symbol.

I've had my problems with the Latter-Day "Saints", largely because they seem to worship money instead of God, and to be a business instead of a religion. All of that, irrespective of my being a victim of both their politics and spirituality, as well as their corruption of government.

In the same breath, I admire the original Mormons for their tenacity and ability to prosper despite enormous religious discrimination against them. I often have referred to the Mormon Angel, Moroni of the Book of Mormon, and GM Moses, GM Jesus, and Most Rev. John Schlitz all think that is a legitimate book of the bible.

Moroni was a UFO "alien" from Atlantis, who befriended Smith. Unfortunately, over the years, the "money changers" that Jesus chided have taken over his Church. I have no problem with the original Mormons, and I come from Milwaukee, nearby the City of Chicago, which they founded. Many died for reasons of religious persecution in Illinois and Missouri. I mourn the original Mormons.

That said, I'm not a big fan of the Latter-Day "Saints", and GM Jesus would like that group to discontinue profaning His name by using same in their religious title. LDS needs to contribute at least 50% of its Net Worth to public service programs which help people outside of its Church. And that means half of its real net worth, not the Fairy Tale books it keeps. You guys need to talk to a few Mormon prophets (no, not "profits") in the Old Mormon Church. I have some of the Genetic Memory (GM) of an early Mormon leader, but not a significant one. Think salt, not bread and water. Genetic memory is very useful.

Unfortunately, genetic memory can be used to brainwash, control, exterminate ideas, and lots of bad stuff. If the Mormons knew how it really worked, they'd be dangerous. I purposely led everybody astray here. Read between the helices.

That's4 forms of religion that you never considered. My mentioningMoses (biblical figure) was not by accident. We'll get there. Moses was a Semitic Pagan who founded Judaism. One God, not many gods, no idols, only one husband or wife, and all of these new things shocking to the Pagans! A real radical, and a religious one at that. When Moses was young, he looked around and decided what he wanted to correct or change. How he could "herd" the Nomadic Jews is beyond my ability to comprehend.

John Schlitz wrote recently (as John Kitchin, his/my real name, in the San Diego Reader's religion guide, called "Sheep and Goats"): "Sheep and goats, and...cats. Sheeplike being herded. Goats oppose it. And herded cats will bite you, or poop on your bed!" Herding Jews? That's worse than herding cats, it's herding tigers! The last guy who tried to tell the Jews what to do as a religion and culture was Jesus of Nazareth. We all know what happened to Him.

By the way, Genetic Memory is a good case against abortion. Remind me of that the next time I suggest that abortion become a "holy sacrament". That's why my Philosophychapter says "only half-seriously" when it talks about the Sacrament of Abortion. I'm not joking, but not serious, either. Lost knowledge is bad.

The Main Event: Peace at Last, as the World's Religions Declare Peace Between Palestine and Israel

All of you Inside-The-Box people failed at this for 65 years straight. My turn, and it's so idiotic that it'll work! As ridiculous as suggesting on my Editorial Page that capital crimes executions be carried out by a lethal overdose of human love. I proposed that seriously, and still do. Don't make me publish the details, such as an engineering diagram. Any radio engineer can do that. Me not needed. Got more important work to do. If it works, I'll probably get a holiday named after me.

I can't (personal protocol, Philosophy chapter) represent or help Israel at all, as a victim years ago of Judaic spirituality. Never been resolved. Hurts too badly, so I don't think resolution will ever be possible. But, I can, for the sake of Palestine, approach the problem like this:

Peace between Palestine and Israel would greatly enrich and improve the lives of the Palestinian People. So, for the sake of Palestine, I will format a solution to this problem. I'm totally serious about this. Watch me.

First off, I cannot declare Palestine a state. I can, however, declare them to bea religion. John Schlitz hereby declares the People and Nation of Palestine to be a religion, unto themselves, and due all respect that any religion would merit from governments and other religions. Step one taken. Now we have a religious conflict, not a military one. Disarm. Governments declare war. Religions declare peace.

When we get done with all this, you can all go back to killing each other, but killing is not what religions are supposed to do. We're in the love business, not the business of death and pain. Right now, fighting is just too stupid to do. There has to be a time limit, or Israel will stall forever. Give it a short time. Details to follow.

Anybody out thereknow how conflicts between religions are handled? Of course not; you'd have to be a Bishop to know that. Okay, here goes: Within a religion, if you don't like the behavior of the clergy, or the actions of that religion, or its beliefs, you complain to a Bishop, Rabbinical Council Chairperson, Chief Ayatollah (Emir), or whatever. Since that usually does nothing, you can then go to someone in a competing religion, of that rank, and state your case.

Religions change from within and without. A big enough problem involving a lot of people may result in a religion breaking into different synods, or political divisions. In Judaism, Orthodox Jews are a different synod than Reform Jews. They're both completely Jewish; they just disagree about what their religion stands for, or how its people should properly behave.

What about Jewish Zionists? Yes, some of them are as terrorist as the PLO. But they hide behind a big menorah, screaming defamation and anti-semitism the moment anyone tries to de-radicalize or demilitarize them. Jews will have to weed out the more radical Zionists, and officially remove them from Judaism, as a threat to the peace and stability of Israel. Radical Zionists make the PLO necessary. Obviously, making the Palestine Liberation Organization, a terrorist group, NEED TO EXIST, is not in the best interest of Judaism nor Israel.

So, how do you find the closet radicals in a group that looks like everyday people? You combine technology with religion. This could have been used to clear innocent people out of Guantanamo Bay years ago. I proposed it, but nobody listens to people who are Outside The Box.

I propose a World Religious Tribunal which will hear religious arguments only, related to Palestine and Israel. Judges will be from religions such as Buddhism, Modern Paganism, and Ancient Paganism, because they are not religious parties to the proceedings.

Getting back to proving people innocent at Guantanamo Bay, we have the technology. Remember the old Star Trek episode where Captain Pike, in a wheelchair, got hooked up to a computer that could verify the truthfulness of his court testimony? Can be done today, with a combination of polygraph (lie detector) and MRI (brain scan) technology. Different parts of the brain are used to tell the truth from memory versus to make up and/or tell lies. And, it lights up on a screen for everybody to see. Can't fake it. Can't fake anything.

Anyone involved in this process must go thru that type of computer scan. Ideally, in order to live in Israel, Palestine, or nearby, you must have a passport card with a microchip in it. You can't even live in your own country without it. It proves that you are not a terrorist. Your brain was scanned when terrorism questions were asked. You were polygraphed at the same time, and the combination of the two is as airtight as DNA evidence.

Verification of valid versus stolen cards occurs not only by a picture on the card, but also via a fingerprint data-base. Why fingerprints? Because their use in law enforcement is ubiquitous. Huge data-base already. Someday, crossing the border into the US will be as easy as showing your hand to a fingerprint scanner.

Use a photocopy of somebody else's fingerprints? Won't work. The scan is in 3D, looking for the ridges of your fingers. A flat piece of paper doesn't have any of that. This is not photographic technology. It's holographic. The reason why fingerprints work best is that the police somewhere in Ohio may be working on a cold case where the only evidence they have is the killer's prints. The hand scanner is connected with the world fingerprint data base. Cold case solved. And, if you're going out for a cold case, make mine either Corona or Coors Light.

Preparation For Peace: Proving God's Existence

First off, a couple of religions out there have regulations which say that everyone goes directly to Hades (hell) unless they are a member of that particular religion. I think of that teaching exactly what I think of child pornography: Freedom, but that goes too far! Religious Freedom does not allow you to damn everyone else except your churchgoers! Anyone with a rule like that is working for Satan. They might not even know it, but trust me, they are. I can smell his tracking cookie.

The two religious traditions involved in this Religious Crime are the Christians (Catholics and Protestants) and the Moslems (Nation of Islam). It is from without, and not within, your religions that I must issue this Fatwah:

In the interest of world peace, it is a great sin under both God The Father and Holy Allah to suggest that there is only one possible path to heaven, eternal bliss, or oneness with the Holy Creator. (S)he who disobeys this edict shall be beheaded by himself/herself, or face the fate of all world religions cursing them forever. This is the word of God The Father and Holy Allah. No religious war, crusade, inquisition, or jihad is to take place over this ruling, as religions do not kill.

Sorry, no jokes here. I try to insert a little bit of humor, but that does not work here. This part is very serious business. Religions don't live in a vacuum. I call upon the Jews, Modern Pagans, Ancient Pagans, and Eastern Mystics to carry this out. Essential for world peace. Let us declare peace.

I learned in the law business to first cover your Stipulations. That is, never argue about those things which you agree upon. Establish unchallenged common ground first, and then argue from there.

Stipulated: "We Christians and Moslems agree that there is a God, who created us, and who has a very holy Name. We respect God by using our religions. We try to find out what God wants by listening to His Word, and reading His Word that He has provided for us. We hold marriage, family, children, death, and religious principles to be sacred. And we hold life itself to be holy and sacred."

Anyone, from any religion have a problem with that? The Atheists? Okay, I'm your bishop. Do you see what I'm trying to do here? In Atheist terms, the step beyond Atheism, into Hyper-Atheism is called clergy, especially Bishop. I'm both of those, and all7 things that are nouns in the previous sentence.

Read my Philosophy section. I'm an old hippie. I believe in people. My website is either one ofthe most fantastic works ever written, or it is merely an excursion thru the mind of a madman. Either way, so be it. It could also be a member of the clergy, me, finding God. If that happens, the whole process will be chronicled for all of you here. God exists whenever the chances of coincidence bear a gugol of probability against them. 200 coincidences per second, continuous.

Evolution is no proof of God, because it took so long as to probably be a coincidence. If a species evolved in just 20 seconds, and then kept evolving, that might be different. Failing all possible explanations, that might be God.

When I saw a jet hit the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York, Sept. 11, 2001, on television, I thought it must be a very tragic aviation accident. Then, I saw the second tower get hit. That was no accident! Being outside of the realm of all possibility of coincidence proves God. So, to all of you heavily-religious types, sit tight. If there's a God, She's on her way!

Mommy (or daddy) might be coming to spank a little boy named Abraham. He's trying to re-write Judaism, because he got it wrong the last time. That's a big no-no, and it sounds like a witch-hunt to me. None of this paragraph is serious. (I once, at the beginning of all this, thought I might hold the Genetic Memory of Abraham. Not. Moses, who created Abraham, yes.)

The Parable of Satan

Satan has always had a problem being worshipped. Really bad PR. People hate him. So one day he had an idea: Confuse everybody. Hide in plain sight. To cause the maximum amount of confusion, and steal a lot of souls, Satan secretly changed his name to Jesus! The real Jesus was very upset about that.

Unfortunately, Jesus can't send Satan to hell, because he's already there. So, the Real Jesus drew a distinction between himself and the "Other, Fake" Jesus by having his Real Jesus churches do good deeds: Bake sales, community meals, singles groups, law clinics, fundraising for the local softball team, and so on.

Not to be outdone, Satan increased the level of confusion by having his churches do the same thing: Look beneficial. Lots of public service. Free uniforms for the soccer team. Worship Jesus! People didn't know he wasn't the real Jesus. People are sheep. They never woke up and smelled the fire and brimstone (sulfur).

That's where we sit today. Many churches worship the real Jesus, and many worship Satan, but they think they're worshipping Jesus. People just don't know. How do you tell which church yours is? Two ways: First off,Page B, the Free Meals Index on my website, has a Cult Warning near the top of the page. This is a guide as to what a (secretly) Satanic Jesus-church looks like. I make no judgements, just give warning signs.

Second, and most easy of them all, is to ask the Great Question: "Minister, can someone get to heaven by being a good Jew or Buddhist? Never knowing Jesus? Is there more than one pathway to God?"

A "yes" answer means that your church worships the Real Jesus, not the False Satanic Jesus. What about a "no" answer? "NO! You must worship ME and ONLY ME!JeeeeeeZusssssss!" (said with a hiss).

Tell Satan I ran into some of his "holy" lawyers, temple money-changers, and even 2 armies of his. One army works for Israel, and the other for Palestine, and they're fighting it out for the title of Evilweight Champion of the World. Get back in the box, guys, you'll catch cold out there.

WARNING: Cults often take advantage of the poor and homeless, and here's what to look for: They have a long and/or powerful liturgy (church service). They claim to be either Christian or Islamic. They use principles of religion and socialization (brainwashing) to intimidate and indoctrinate. They tell you what to believe. They claim that only by belonging to their particular religion, Christianity or Islam, can you be saved or go to heaven. Their leaders usually do not eat the food they serve, which is blessed to brainwash people. They want to take you to their home, office, or headquarters, or you might already be there. That sounds good if you have noplace to live. They want to help you, and want you to obey them. They tell you what the word of God is and what it means, rather than having you decide that for yourself. If they called themselves the "Church of Satan", nobody would join them. But if they secretly worship Satan, yet call themselves the "Good Gospel Church of Jesus", they can easily find victims that don't know any better. There is no law against cults. Religious Freedom even allows the worship of Satan! So be careful. Getting de-programmed takes years.

The Devil's In The Details

This section was censored out ofmy website. Before you start getting upset, it is true that knowlege of what's being done, if it gets out, might hamper the peace process between Israel and Palestine. Sorry about that. I write solutions, but I do not implement them.

The PC (Pagan Clergy) does have this information, along with the US Navy, State Dept., and even the Religious Police. If I'm still alive and operating this website, I will publish all this...as soon as it's too late to stop it merely by knowing what is to be done, and how.

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Chapter 8: Curing Autism

Autism and Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) are the same disease, varying only in degree of severity. This means that ADD drugs should work on Autism, for symptomatic relief, if not a cure. To know this, you would need training in psychotropic drugs, plus religion, plus be an ADD and/or Autism victim yourself. Not likely.

Curing it takes lots of personal instruction, plus a cocaine derivitive, and Prozac, and Spirituality of the First Order (gnosis). Strattera works very well, although even cocaine could be used, as it doesn't have a euphoric effect in ADD or Autism people, except in huge doses. Why these drugs? Autism and ADD are caused by Genetic Memory (instinct) that is too large and overwhelming for the brain it's in. Also, in addition to that info needing to come out, the knowledge contained is at odds with what is taught today. It is the truth. Today, we teach lies.

So, lots of one-on-one instruction, bringing out the likes of Charles Lindbergh, Sigmund Freud, Pablo Picasso, maybe Karl Marx or Adolph Hitler. Training thought to be way, way beyond any individual this age. Chess. Engineering. Calculus. Multiple languages. Since this child will someday need to retire in Mexico, start teaching Spanish immediately!

A guitar, a piano, a chemistry set, an electronics lab, an electrical lab, a full-blown adult computer, art supplies for painting and sculpture, a kitchen for cooking and baking, a mechanical lab (automotive? air conditioning?), overnight backpack field trips, science museums, all necessary. The child has some very heavyweight knowledge that needs to come out.

Strattera works very well for improvement of memory,ultimately dissolving the barrier between the conscious, subconscious, and unconscious. Provides access to Genetic Memory. Brings the talents out. Not enough to merely use Strattera alone, 100 mg./day. Minor stimulants, such as coffee or cola, help.

I've called Strattera "psychoanalysis in a pill", because you no longer need to ask the psychiatrist what a dream means. You know. It's right there in your subconscious, now that you can see it. Whatever subliminal sexual urges, feelings of inferiority, or whatever, you see. Makes the whole mind transparent to itself. Brings out memories of past lives, loves, and talents. Absolutely perfect for ADD and Autism. Enables multi-channel brain capability, too. We call that multi-tasking. Good mesh with gnosis.

First Order Human Spirituality is necessary to complete the pro-memory process, plus it adds love and the control of same to the child. DO NOT HUG OR LOVE THE CHILD! If he or she wants love, they'll rip it right out of you. Take care that no human DNA ever gets into the child! A Vegan diet is preferred, with no kosher food, and no holy communion, ever. Especially no dairy products nor eggs. Eggs increase libido in ADD children, and dairy products interfere with spirituality.

The child is already gnostic, but that cannot come out yet, at such a young age. Instruction in reading and writing is helpful, and let the child select the material, including things very adult. Autistic kids were born adults! They need to play, but so do adults. I'm not making sexual reference, but there is the problem of increased libido when using spirituality.

Ideally, all this should be done pre-pubescent, at a time when libido is not a problem. Prozac (not Welbutrin), genuine fluexetine, should be used, for 2 reasons: First, it has the side effect of suppressing libido. Second, it's really good for forcing the brain to conform or grow or "gel" in an orderly way. How much? Can only guess, but I used 60 mg./day. It can be discontinued after a few years. It's only there to establish good, orderly neural pathways. They remain after the drug is stopped. Think of it as painting stripes on the road of the brain, or putting masking tape on something to be painted. You can eventually remove the tape. Haven't used fluexetine (Prozac) in years, but if I get into mental trouble, I would.

Jewish spirituality works best, plus this additional thing: Both the Nazis and the Holocaust Victims are due to have their Genetic Memories return (reincarnate?) between 50 and 125 years after their death. From the year 1944, that's a range of the years 1994 to 2069. The earlier you come back, the harder life you have, the more Genetic Memory comes with you, and the bigger your ADD problems. All of this is extremely scientific, and has to do with the nature of DNA itself. It's against the law to do any research on this topic, so don't look for any. Religious leaders won't allow same.

I suspect that a Jewish rabbi or a psychiatrist can tell if a child is a resurrected Holocaust victim or a Nazi, so the use of these professionals is preferred. Either child could be no older than about 16 right now, or any age under that. Spending only 50 years off-world means coming back very Autistic. There is way more that I cannot write about, as it involves official government secrets.

The child must be fully gnostic, right down to knowing all about clergy and tantric sex, fully informed that all this must remain a secret. The child will need actual sex at age 12 or so, unfortunately, unless Prozac can keep a lid on that. Caused me no end of trouble. Tantric sex makes the need for sex less frequent. Illegal? Of course. I'm wondering if a gnostic 12-year-old male can have sex with a gnostic 12-year-old female. Jesus had this problem, but also had an answer for it. He lived with a former Temple Virgin.

There was a huge swimming pool near my home in Millwaukee, in Jackson Park. As many as 300 kids were in it at a time, and I liked to stand in deep water, deep enough to obscure what I was doing, and masturbate. Didn't know why, and I was just ten years old! Genetic memory. More in my autobiography.

On the minus end, I am homeless, economically poor, and do not bother enough with hygeine. I don't brush my teeth, take a shower often enough, comb my hair often enough, change my clothes often enough, and I have a strange sense of humor. My web humor page is called "Bite Me!" My house is usually a mess, too, if I have one.

On the plus side, have a look at my autobiography, which is available on my website. Disabled? Sure, but that never slowed me down. Happy? At times. I more enjoy making other people happy.

Note: This chapter will be re-written, as I now know much more about autism.

Chapter 9: Holiday Greetings!

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Christmas

Christmas, by whatever name, is our oldest holiday, and was celebrated as Yule, the Winter Solstice, for at least ten thousand years. There are ruins from Ancient Egypt, Stonehenge, and the Mayans which prove this. Centuries ago, the Solstice was on December 25th each year.

The British ancients celebrated by decorating trees, decorating a magical yule log, baking, and singing. Sound familiar? With the eventual Christianization of the British,perhaps 800years ago, the god Father Time or Father Christmas (nothing to do with Christianity or Jesus) became the Roman Saint Nicholas, a real bishop who advocated giving toys and presents to poor children on Christmas. He really wore the red robe in the depiction of Santa Claus, which is how "Saint Nicholas" is pronounced in Spanish or Latin.

The United States adopted British customs for Christmas, with the sleigh and reindeer coming out of the creative genius of British poet Robert Frost: "Twas the night before Christmas..." Uniquely American (USA), the Macy's Parade in New York City emphasized gifts on Christmas for everyone, not just needy children. A shopping holiday is born! They also invented Rudolph, a red-nosed reindeer toy that was the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" of its day.

From its beginnings, Yule or Christmas has been a celebration of family, not presents. It also gives thanks to the ending of shorter daytimes each day, longer days returning. Christmas is a US holiday regardless of your religion, and is also the day when Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus, who was actually born in March of the year 4 B.C.E. (Before Current Epoch). Don't be upset, as neither George Washington nor Abraham Lincoln were born on the day of the holiday which honors their birthday. (The Epoch of the British Empire began in the year zero, with the defeat of the Roman Army by Pagan Queen Joan, the first Queen of England.)

Christmas lights are a Jewish idea, originating out of Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. The tree is Viking or Norse Pagan, and the idea of taking time off to visit relatives is Islamic (Ramadan). Our traditional menu at Christmas is mostly European Pagan and Native American Indian. Obviously a multi-cultural holiday.

Origins of the word Christmas: An old Pagan word, indicating a celebration involving the god of Yule,Father Christmas, or Father Time. This is the old mandepicted in the New Year's Eve celebrations. He dies at the end of the year, giving birth to the godBaby Christmas, or El Nio, the baby newyear. Bad habits are supposed to die along with old Father Christmas at the end of the year, resulting in the new baby year, and good (or better) habits. The Semitic Pagans, who became the Jews, celebrated Christmas.

The Christians made Yule, or Christmas, their high holidayaround 600 thru 800 years ago. To help blend Paganism with Christianity, they took advantage of theword Christmas beginning with the word "Christ", the name, coincidentally, of the Jewish Messiah that the Christians today worship as God.

Books from 5 thousand years ago refer to Christmas. Christianity is only 3 thousand years old, beginning with the Gnostic Christians, a group of Jews in 1000 BCEwaiting for their Messiah. Many of their writings are contained in a book called the Nag Hammadi Library. Christianity did not begin with the birth of Jesus. It began a thousand years before that.And Christmas traces back to all religions, but each on their own day(s), and in their own way.

Enjoy our holiday. John Kitchin, NZ9F.com

ML King Day

Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., advocated "fighting" using religion and peace, rather than violence. Love thy neighbor. Turn the other cheek. He is a god now, the god (Patron Saint) of Racial Equality. St. Martin Luther King, Jr. We have a temple to this god (or a church honoring this saint) here in San Diego. It's an Outdoor Holy Place, and also happens to be a freeway.

Richard Nixon's Watergate Plumbers killed John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., and finally got caught at Watergate. I promised I'd never reveal that until the death of Ted Kennedy. Kudos to the Washington Post. The CIA mission to kill JFK was called "Operation Bay of Pigs". They couldn't put that into the movie "JFK" because it was a secret at that time. Now you know why so many nutty conspiracy theories about this stuff. Dysinformation. Let's talk about UFO's sometime.

King was a King while on earth, and when Kings die, they become gods. King King died so that Barack Obama could someday become President.

Valentine's Day

Cupid, the goddess of lust, is represented by a cherub that has a bow-and-arrow. The arrows are love, and her day is the Roman first day of spring climate. Elsewhere, the cold weather is over around mid-April or May 1. In a Roman climate, such as San Diego, Feb. 14 is blooming with flowers and love. This is the time of maximum sensitivity of human males to love and lust. Horny, juices flowing, lots of hormones.

Cupid is also the fictional St. Valentine, Patron Saint of candy and flowers given to win the affections of a lover. Cupidshould not be confused with Venus or Aphrodite, goddess of love. Cupid is a one-night stand, goddess of temporary love, which is lust.

If you're female and Pagan, try wearing the sheerest blouse you've ever worn in public. You'll send shock waves thru the male hetero community, and pick up a lot of love for yourself and your mate (male or female) doing it. This is the day that began the practice of lesbian women driving the hetero men crazy by the way they dress. It's thousands of years old.

Don't even think about doing that if you're going to appear on television that day. Although you'll probably get away with it.

Presidents' Day

George Washington was born on Feb. 22, and Abraham Lincoln on Feb. 12. Their combined holiday occurs in Mid-February. Washington doesn't get picked on much, but did nearly get his greenback "buck" turned into a coin several times.

If you want people to accept the dollar coin, put George on it, and make the back green, as in "greenback". Car keys come in green metal, so a process exists. Unfortunately, this does not allow people to see The Great Seal of the United States, on the reverse of the current dollar bill. Do you know what the Eagle and Pyramid really stand for? If I told you, I would be censored.

Lincoln gets picked on a lot. His hair and beard were very long when he served as President, and that shows on early coins and currency. Every time the $5 bill or penny is revised, Lincoln's long hair and beard get trimmed! The poor guy's seen more shaves and haircuts since he's been dead than when he was alive! Stop "Mormonizing" this patriot. He hated Mormons.

Jefferson has the same problem, with his long hair no longer showing in newer monies. Tom had longer hair than the Grateful Dead! Long hair and facial hair are very common among our Forefathers.

Phat Tuesday! Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, Fat Tuesday, Carnival

The Pagan Spring Festival of the Native South American Indians, such as the Incas, consisted of dancing naked in the streets, while very drunk, with public sexual activities later. Christian missionaries trying to "civilize" these tribes made it a prelude to Ash Wednesday, the day when Christians remember that we are only on Earth temporarily, and return to ashes.

This is the beginning of Purim or Lent, which calls for purification of our spirits before being reborn at Easter or Passover. See Easter.

St. Patrick's Day

Beginning about a thousand years ago, the Catholic Church decided to convert the British Pagans. The word "British" refers to the people who worship the goddess Britannia, goddess of the High Seas and military naval power. Her husband is the god Bacchus, god of beer and wine (alcohol).

Temples dedicated to Britannia were converted to Catholic churches dedicated to Mary, Star of the Sea, which is the Christian form of the same goddess. Temples dedicated to Bacchus were converted to churches dedicated to St. Patrick, and clothing was added to the statue of Bacchus, although Bacchus and Patrick look identical. Bacchus is known for a very wide male member.

Statues of gods and goddesses are prohibited in both Judaism and Christianity, but statues of saints are everywhere in the Catholic Church. The main draw to church wasn't the nude dancing featured in Paganism, but rather the serving of alcohol in church.

It is said that the eucharist consisted of a torn piece of bread, plus an Imperial pint (20 ounces today) of wine. Probably beer and not wine, as wine is made from fruit juice and too valuable. Beer, made from cattle feed, is more probable.

The Catholic Church made up colorful stories about St. Patrick, but more than one pope has admitted he never existed. He did exist, but only as a Pagan god. The word Pagan, capitalized, refers to a group of religions. Uncapitalized, it refers to a lack or religiousness, or, more precisely, a lack of Christian religion.

Bacchus is special enough to have his own holiday, the Spring Equinox, celebrated for at least 8,000 years. It's an ancient holiday, celebrating the end of winter, and involved song, feasting on food, dancing, getting drunk, and having a good time. The following day (or later, allowing for hangovers) the work of planting crops 13 hours a day began.

The Equinox occurs at a specific pattern of sun and Earth, but a calendar day was selected, to keep the date of St. Patrick's Day from moving over time. The legacy of St. Patrick (Bacchus) in England is that, to this day, you have an absolute right to drink alcohol anywhere, which includes courtrooms, beaches, streets, and sidewalks, at any time. "Open container" laws are prohibited nationwide.

You also have a right to get drunk (if not driving) and tell off your boss at work. You cannot be fired for that. British Bill of Rights. Driving drunk is a felony.

So, celebrate St. Patrick's Day (or is it Saint Fat Prick's Day?) with booze, dancing, and having fun. Tomorrow, it's back to a life of hard work or study. Millions of people have done the same in the past 8,000 years.

Originally written March 6, 2009, and rejected for publication by the San Diego Reader.

Easter or Passover:

The Seder meal "feast" in Christianity often consists of ham (!), prime rib, and nowadays even turkey. Its origins are in Jewish Passover, and Jesus' "Last Supper" was a Passover meal. The dates for Easter and Passover are different, as one is on the solar calendar, and the other the lunar.

In Christianity, the extended family has a meal together. The night before, the Easter Bunny (traditional Pagan concept) hides candy and/or an Easter basket somewhere for each child to find. The Europeanor public participation version of thisis the egg hunt, where plastic eggs filled with money or candy are hidden to be found by children. Real boiled eggs were once used.

The Easter Bunny is, of course, reference to sexuality en masse, which is a noteworthy characteristic of this particular rodent, causing the rabbit to be the symbol of hedonism, and, of course, Playboy Magazine. I've often joked about meeting the Easter Bunny down at the Playboy Club, but in truth the rabbit is the same symbol for sex and for fertility and prosperity. Lots of sex once meant lots of babies, too.

Easter and Passover are a time for spiritual purificaton and rebirth. In Ancient Paganism, the Kiss of Peace for all! Everybody gets to hug the clergy. Jump starts you emotionally. Reward for becoming pure. I just might hug a High Priestess, but that generally makes me see stars for a week. 5-pointed ones.

Mayday (May 1)

One of the first newspaper articles I ever wrote was about May Day. UWM Post Newspaper, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, it was my first use of the name John Schlitz. Long before April 20 was considered marijuana day, May 1 was. In the late 1960's and early 1970's we said, "May Day is J Day", referring to a "j" or "joint", a marijuana cigarette. I did more joking about pot than smoking it, but I wrote about it, too.

Earlier than that, May 1 was Karl Marx International Socialist Day, a holiday in most nations. Essentially, Labor Day. Yet earlier in history, the original Rites of Spring celebrations involved winding ribbons around a May Pole, climbing the greased pole to fetch a side of bacon at the top, and events such as greased pig catching, medeival jousting, displays of fencing, and other Renaissance Faire stuff. Yes, nude dancing.

My newspaper article (early 1970's) wrote of the free pot parties in Milwaukee and also in Madison's Brittingham Park. I've an aunt born on that day, and, like I did, she teaches at UWM. She's Adjunct Professor of Fine Arts Joanne Engelhart. She once saved my life by sending me some money. Happy birthday!

The ham radio phrase "Mayday" is not associated with the calendar day, but rather a corruption of the French phrase "Help Me!" Makes me wonder what "Bite Me!" is in French.

Peace Memorial Day (formerly just "Memorial Day")

Instituted to remember the nation's war heroes who have died to make the USA a great place, we must also remember that it's better to avoid military deaths to begin with. Not by running, but by fighting smarter. By protecting each other. By developing better technology. "Often, the fastest way to peace is war itself." (John Schlitz) Time to remember our dead. Time also to remember that war is not the only way to peace.

The Peace Symbol, looking somewhat like a jet airplane inside a circle, originated out of a Star of Solomon (5-pointed, Pentagram) with the two "arms" removed. ("No Arms".) The two "arms" of the star are Christianity and Islam, which continuously fight over religion. Their people kill for reasons of religion, as opposed to merely government, and they insist that you must belong to their particular religion, and not any other, or you will spend eternity in hell. War, of course, results.

Remove the 2 arms from the Pentagram, and you almost have the "Peace" symbol. All you have to do is convert the center pentagon to a line going down from center to bottom. This represents 4 religions at religious peace with each other: Ancient Paganism, Modern Paganism, Eastern Mysticism, and Judaism. My mission is to put the arms back onto the peace symbol, by de-warring Islam and Christianity, at least religiously. Then, there will be 2 more lines on the peace symbol, and 6 religions will meet at the center point, not just 4. A handful of Catholic churches in San Diego are now Reform Catholic, part of Freedom Reigns. Many Lutheran churches, too.

The only real requirement is peace, in not damning the people of other major religious branches. Within your own branch, well...

Halloween:

Samhain, the Pagan High Holiday of New Year. Roman Pagan tradition is to eat and drink with ones dead relatives in the cemetery, to remember them. I was conceived on Halloween. We begin the Pagan Year 19,038, supposedly, or the year 38 E.C., the Epoch of China, the year 1972 being the year zero, when the most powerful army in the world was defeated in Vietnam.

Christian traditions regarding Halloween poke fun of witches, making us into grotesque figures, brewing up the bodies of dead Christian babies in big black cauldrons. The Pagan response was "You say there are 12 months in a year? I know that there are 13!" The Pagan Calendar has 13 months of 28 days each, corresponding to the 13 full moons each year, a total of 364 days. There is also one day each year, Halloween, which belongs to no month, used as a "leap day". Every 4 years there are two leap days. Human gestation is 10 months, 280 days.

The reference to "knowing" about 13 months is reference to menstruation (which is on a 28 day calendar, not 30) and the reference is gnostic! The name of the missing thirteenth month is Sol, which is the astronomical name of that star which is our sun. Root of the words "solar", "solumn", and "soul". That name for our sun is said to be over 2 billion years old, used by cultures far older than ours. An angel told me. (Krishna does write about these other cultures in his religious works. Try not to confuse same with New Age SewAge, an attempt to confuse people.)

Thanksgiving:

Thanksgiving goes back to the Dutch landing at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts, and the local Native Americans saw that they were not prepared for winter. It was late November, and both crops and game were scarce. The Indians shared with the settlers, and both learned from the experience. I would like to see the Native American Casinos do the same thing each year.

Homeless Thanksgiving: I need to thank God for the nice, clean sidewalk that I sleep on, even though it is full of human piss and shit. One man said, "Thankful? For what?" I need to avoid calling the homeless Thanksgiving celebrations and give-aways "feel good" events, but the primary thing they do is help non-homeless people feel better about the situation. I did my little part. Unfortunately, that both placates people, plus draws attention and energy away from the real problem.

Homelessness is due to politics more than any other reason, and is fought in the legal system. Our Point Man at getting something accomplished is the ACLU, or American Civil Liberties Union, which does more than any other organization to end homelessness. Other lawyers help, too, but most do not want the possible reprisals later for getting involved.

It will probably take years of riots, a civil war, a new Constitution, clashes with the military and police, a totally new real estate and banking system, and more, in the long run. Right now, you can contribute money to ACLU. You can help remove all Republican politicians from political office. You can help educate people that if you vote for a Republican, then you are either extremely wealthy, or extremely stupid. All this is common sense, of course, but the news media is manipulated by its rich owners to tell lies.

The French Revolution resulted from homeless problem in Paris. All of the nations wealthy people were identified and killed. Let us not make this so difficult as that. Remember that taking away all the rich peoples money, and having them live on the sidewalk, is a penalty far worse than death. And, it is a penalty that they, collectively, sentenced you to.

Chapter 10: Writing

Chapter 10 has been extremely hacked, very many times, and is available, but not here. Look for it in the page list, vertical bar on the right, near the top of page.

List of editorials, some parts remaining:

• Drug Abuse and Mexico
• Border Patrol sez "Shut The Fuck Up"
• Homelessness
• Homeless Solutions
• Capital Punishment
• We Are A Rainbow
• Please Become A Christian
• Immigration Reform
• Nonprofits
• Homeless 2
• Dianetics
• Drug Wars
• Jew, Christian, or Moslem?
• Democratic National Committee
• Voters Oppose Tax Increases
• California Governor
• Israeli Blockade
• San Diego 211

Chapter 11 is called Q, or T is the censored edition for kids. Chapters 10, 11, 12, 13, are on another web-page, then Chapter 14 is below.

Ancient & Modern Pagan Resources:

Lists of Churches, Participating Groups, Books, DVDs, Websites, Ministers, Services, Jewelry, Supplies, Art.

Nonprofit Religious Org.

www.circlesanctuary.org Clickon the above web address and your broom will take youthere.