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This page is for SDSU students only at this time!  It is experimental, and a research project in social networking for a husband.

Ever wonder why Western men are so preoccupied with a woman's breasts?  After all, in some African, South American, and Australian cultures, women don't cover them.  Here that would cause men (and some women!) to crash their cars.  Eventually to be sponsored by advertising for the services of cosmetic surgeons, TITTER permits a man (or woman) to find a pair they like, and possibly connect.  Or not.

Nobody knows whose breasts are shown, and even if the person shown actually exists.  And, if you were to use a photo of your own boobs, nobody can identify those as yours, anyway.  Men shop for wives by the size, shape, color, texture, etc., of a woman's tits!  That's terrible?  Yes, but also true, because of evolution and instinct going back over a million years.  Same as the peacock strutting his feathers for the female.  Some cultures have evolved beyond that.  Ours has not.

To this day, the way a woman tells a new man that she wants sex with him is to look him in the eye and bare her breasts.  That is precisely why models in mens' magazines are looking into the camera.  It's biological, and instinct, and people make money on it.  If you put a photo of your boobs on the site, anyone who clicks on them will be sent down a link.  Where?  That's up to you!

This is not a site for men, it is a site for women to have an advantage over men!  He doesn't know who you are, doesn't know your name, doesn't know anything about you, and doesn't have your e-mail address, either!  You can use this to your husband-shopping advantage this way:

Collect info about him.  Get his Facebook and other stuff.  Does he want to take you out on his yacht for cocktails?  If you aren't interested, he will never know who those boobs belong to!  Even if you later want to meet him, your decision, he doesn't have a nude photo of you, just your tits!  And, can anybody prove that photo is your tits and not somebody else's?  Could be anybody's.  He has nothing on you.

I originally wanted to do penises (penii), too, but women don't seem to use visual things as much as men do.  Wouldn't work.  We are looking at evolution, and also a study of what makes whom hot, by social class.  And, this is legitimate research into plastic surgery design, as a lot of people would like to know who likes what.  Does a rich and nice man like different boobs than a skid-row dope addict?  The person clicking could be either one, so check him out! 

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This is all completely under your control, and none of it under his control!  The most intelligent use of the site is as follows:  Post on it, and never, ever, answer any man's request.  Go to his Facebook, check him out, and file all that info into your brain.  If you ever come in contact with him, you will know something about him that he doesn't know you know.  You know he likes your tits.  He doesn't know that!

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If things end up going well between you and him, sometime in the future, you know that this guy is a slam-dunk if you ever take your top off.  You might knock him right out of his chair, especially if he remembers a particular mouse-click.  It all ties in to sexual fantasies, too, sort of like the thing somebody always wanted, but didn't have the guts to ask for. 

Porn site?  No, medical research, plus there's no sex on it.  The human body, alone, by itself, without any sexual connotation, is pure art.  Anatomy class.  Art of the Creator.  And, if you were to post another girl's boobs and say they were yours, what's stopping you?  Those things are anonymous, yet they determine one part of the puzzle of who gets to marry whom.

Send a photo, tits only, to titter@NZ9F.com.  Takes a week or two, minimum, due to demand.  Should be enough to begin posting by October 1, 2010.  4-legged deer are tough to hunt, and 2-legged "dear" even tougher.  John Kitchin, Webmaster, NZ9F.com.  Copyright 2010, John Kitchin, All Rights Reserved.  All photos submitted are the copyright property of this website, by your agreement.

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